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I seriously doubt nerd is the only feasable excuse for anyone to agree with "Coding > Sex", such as:

- The person may have had too much sex and got sick of it (unlikely but not impossible)
- The person has never had sex (You don't know how good it is untill you've tried it)
- The person has only had crap sex (Maybe next time...)

I'm sure you could think of more.

- Zero Tolerance

You forgot the most comon excuse-->mariage

Well, as I never had sex so far (and probably never will have, as am am not attractive etc.) I surely prefer coding :)

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Originally Posted by KirbyDE

Well, as I never had sex so far (and probably never will have, as am am not attractive etc.) I surely prefer coding :)

Ah you shouldn't think like that, it will come, and you don't want to find yourself attractive anyway, isn't good for the mind...

- Zero Tolerance

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance

- The person has never had sex

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Originally Posted by KirbyDE

Well, as I never had sex so far (and probably never will have, as am am not attractive etc.) I surely prefer coding :)

Not to be an ass or something, but both those arguments are utter bull.
How in the unholy hell can you prefer something over something youve never tried?
Thats like me saying I prefer beer over Fanta, even though Ive never tasted beer.

what about coding during sex?

oh baby, initialize my pointer to null.

@Revan
I am not too sure, but maybe you got me wrong.
As I never had the chance of having sex (and maybe never gonna have), i've almost given up on thinking about it as it's too frustating.
Therefore I stick to coding, as this seems to be smth. I am familiar with.
It gives pleasure, sometimes even money and, most importantly, it consumes time :)

I had sex and coded at the same time once..... I gotta parse error, but I think she was faking it.......

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Originally Posted by KirbyDE

I got that you like coding, I do too. There's the feeling of satisfaction when you've been working on a huge new feature and everything finally works after a ton of parse errors (;) corriewf). But seeing as I can't get any sex, I do whack off quite frequently and I prefer that to coding :p
Maybe you should try that too, if you got BitTorrent I could PM you a site or two that would help you get you started ;)

Seriously though, no matter how you twist and turn it, you can't prefer something over something else you've never tried.

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Originally Posted by Darax The Good

what about coding during sex?

oh baby, initialize my pointer to null.

PHP Code:


		
			
foreach ($thrust as $sounds)

{

    $DB_site->query("INSERT INTO woman (`item`) VALUES 

         ('male_genitalia',

          'dildo',

          'other_toys',

          'fingers')

     ");

     echo $sounds;

}

;)

PHP Code:


		
			
foreach ($thrust as $sounds)

{

    $DB_site->query("INSERT INTO woman (`item`) VALUES

         ('male_genitalia',

          'dildo',

          'other_toys',

          'fingers')

     ");

     echo $sounds;

}

There are too many queries...... Also I would call the sandwich and beer template.

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