Tried to learn Wife's language for a long time, but i gave up, just no way i am going to learn that. :D

The trick isn't learning the language, it's learning how to respond to the language;

"No you're not fat"
"You look great!" (don't say "fine" here, sometimes "Fine" is worse than "ugly" ;)).
"Of course you're right"
"I'm sorry" (make sure you know what you're sorry for, if you don't a best guess is alright if you guess right but worse than not knowing if you guess wrong. :().
"I like burned x" (x = whatever she cooked).

Used the last (last 2 actually) frequently, but it didn't help much. :D

Or (for the male suicidals) you can say...

"Well, you married me so it's clear that you're incapable of making rash decisions."
"Remember? I'm from Mars?"
"It's ok dear, I still love the rest of you."
"Nah, I've seen bigger."

:D

I don't speak French, but I do kiss that way ;)

Then you do speak a different tongue after all. LOL. :D

why ignorant ?

i speak english so i have no need to speak a foreign lanuage or have any desire to.
When i go abroad on holiday i dont really care if they understand me or if i understand them.So long as im the one waving the euro`s then i usually get what i want.

Has speaking another lanuage got u anywhere in life ? - has it made your life more fullfilled..........

Yes :) lol

Chris

Yes actually... it has. :)

Lasto, this is one of the most ignorant post i have read in a long time. Being bilingual can make you a ton more money. Careers today are looking for people that know more then one language. The world needs less people with attitudes like you.