scanning or telescoping electron microscope?

Hey my e-penis is longer than yours, Mr. zoom x 9 to the power of 999,999,999 :p

I have no need for an e-penis - My real one is more than adequate ;)

Satan

Hey my offline penis is adequate enough, it's just that you can't be a true geek if you don't have an e-penis as well :)

Then I gladly accept the title of normal over geek ;)

Satan

:o!
How dare you show yourself on vBulletin.org, the gathering place of geeks from around the world, thou normal person!
Stand with me, vBorg'ers, and let's kick this blasphemer from our sight once and for all!
*looks around, noticing he is all alone*
*goes away*

It's true, we all love a good chicken head. Although there ain't much money in bitting the head off a chicken anymore :(

I am hear to balance out the nerdiness ;)

Satan

Oh thou shall fail in your mission of balancing out the nerdiness with thy misspellings of "here" and other devilish actions!

Ahhh... you are the chosen one... who brings balance to the farce...