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sinaluna 05-18-2007 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brew (Post 1237901)
I love this little ditty! Great mod dude!

I'm having a ball with this thing.

Here's just a few of the nice little sayings I'm using at politicalforums.net.

Most of the words actually mean something too :)

------------------------------------------------------------------
Working on web site discomfubilator settings.
Fumbling within the database.
Working on web site transmortation whistletips.
Programming <YOURWEBSITE> grandeosisms.
Transmorgraphying radiodescenceisms within the web site.
Reprogramming <YOURWEBSITE> fuel injection systems.
Searching for all references to Bush cause he needs to pee.
Wondering why Clinton is not spelled with a K.
Wondering why Republicans and Democrats don't admit they're one and the same.
Transmorgraphying diallamous syntaxtickers within the Admin interface.
Discomboobulating SQL database against foreign transmissions from aliens.
Wondering why we still aren't flying our cars.
Working on a new system to circumvent historical anachronisms through plain english.
In the Admin interface wondering what the heck to do now.
Thinking in grandiloquent terms till going into an abderian fit.
Extending his dactylion digit to the world.
In the Admin Control Panel admiring <YOURWEBSITE>'s daedalian design.
Deciding whether to take his meds for decidophobia.
Contemplating using defenestrating techniques on his computer.
Wondering why demitoilet has nothing to do with using the commode.
Wondering if a Republican can get dextrophobia.
Rearranging the diplasiasmus to prevent rectalgia.
Contemplating resistentialism.
Contemplating which is worse - aichmorhabdophobia or alopeciaphobia.
Creating amphigorical anachronisms to ensure he stays an anonymuncle.
Contemplating why computer screens are anopisthographic.
His keyboard has started astereognosis in his psyche causing borborygmus through xertzing.
Realizing that "rhadamanthine judicial system" would be an oxymoron.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Of course you'll need to change the <YOURWEBSITE> parts with the name of your web site.

Enjoy!

If you want more let me know. I'll come up with something.

Those are hysterical!! :up:

Boofo 05-18-2007 02:03 AM

Excellent little mod! I had my name not show in the Who's online. This is better. Thank you, sir. ;)

I'm using it on 3.5.4 with no problems. ;)

vectorfc 05-27-2007 09:49 PM

Cool mod - confused all my members hilariously when I first installed it with "borking database" and other imaginary functions ;)

Any way to have certain activities exempt from this? My ham-fisted attempts haven't worked. I'm trying an excluding loop along the lines of:

Code:

...
switch($userinfo['username'])
    {
        case 'pcFreak':
while ($filename != 'thispage.php')
{
            srand ((float)microtime()*1000000);
            shuffle ($onlinefake);
... etc...

but I'm not really experienced enough in vbulletin or php to get this working properly. This code just runs the plugin normally and ignores me being on thispage.php, so obviously I'm missing something, but I'm not sure how to fix it. Can anyone give me any pointers?

Thanks!

cclaerhout 05-28-2007 01:34 AM

Really funny ! Thanks.

Boofo 05-28-2007 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vectorfc (Post 1255781)
Cool mod - confused all my members hilariously when I first installed it with "borking database" and other imaginary functions ;)


What other good ones did you come up with? ;)

SCRIPT3R 05-28-2007 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo (Post 1255939)
What other good ones did you come up with? ;)

Riding the ponies outside WalMart. Be back when I run out of quarters.

vectorfc 05-28-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo (Post 1255939)
What other good ones did you come up with? ;)

"Having A Meltdown"

If only those members knew how often that's really true :rolleyes:

haytham 06-10-2007 09:29 AM

Thanks. Great. Installed. I am looking for something like this only it makes member count fake in the last 24 hours. Anyone seen it?

sinaluna 07-04-2007 01:57 PM

Doing the Google dance
Looking for Waldo
Partying with the mods
Wondering if that new user really is Brad Pitt
Out buying more duct tape
Battling the forces of evil
Mastering the techniques of SU-FI
Playing tug of war with my keyboard and the dog.

F&A 11-09-2007 07:44 PM

Very nice.
Thanks to PCFreak.


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