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Merjawy 07-12-2004 01:53 AM

Where was this hiding? :)

I used this in vB2 and was waiting for vB3 one.. I just noticed it.. its great one and most wanted/needed :)

thnx

aranthorn 07-18-2004 10:12 PM

In freaking stalled. This is a great MOD.

thx to the original maker and to the porting to 3

MrFaldyn 07-20-2004 10:17 PM

/me installs! could have used this a long time ago. thanks alot!

Rambo 07-24-2004 04:14 PM

haha nice mod, installed and works a charm ^_^

Renat_ 07-26-2004 01:17 PM

Installed, thank you!

monstergamer 07-26-2004 01:33 PM

/me Installed, thank you!

9mmPrincess 07-27-2004 11:28 PM

i cant get this to work, not sure what im doinig wrong...can someone help me out? i did exactly what the instructions said. can copy paste what i put in the phpinclude_start template if you need... just really want it to work, i could really use this hack...

btw when i say it doesnt work, i mean that i log in with the test account and nothing happens-pages load normally with no problems :/

EDIT nevermind got it to work, great hack, *clicks install* :)

9mmPrincess 07-28-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9mmPrincess
i cant get this to work, not sure what im doinig wrong...can someone help me out? i did exactly what the instructions said. can copy paste what i put in the phpinclude_start template if you need... just really want it to work, i could really use this hack...

btw when i say it doesnt work, i mean that i log in with the test account and nothing happens-pages load normally with no problems :/

EDIT nevermind got it to work, great hack, *clicks install* :)

actually, it doesnt work :/ i had two different ppl log into the test account, and all they get is "page cannot be displayed" errors. the pages never load, they never load slow-all of the other glitches dont happen-just 500 errors all the time, it doesnt let you view anything. :(

id really like to use this hack if i could get it to work correctly :/

SmartGnome 07-29-2004 04:56 PM

Installed and Thanks

sblum 07-29-2004 05:31 PM

This doesn't seem to be working at all for me...

sblum 07-29-2004 05:35 PM

haha, nevermind, I'm an idiot. This rocks :)

9mmPrincess 07-31-2004 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9mmPrincess
actually, it doesnt work :/ i had two different ppl log into the test account, and all they get is "page cannot be displayed" errors. the pages never load, they never load slow-all of the other glitches dont happen-just 500 errors all the time, it doesnt let you view anything. :(

id really like to use this hack if i could get it to work correctly :/

could i get some help with this? i changed the chance of getting an error page to a really low number and it didnt help. anyone?

9mmPrincess 08-03-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9mmPrincess
could i get some help with this? i changed the chance of getting an error page to a really low number and it didnt help. anyone?

*bump*

could i please get some help with this?

Malice 08-04-2004 11:36 PM

SO what is the Default setting percentage of getting a page?

Malice 08-04-2004 11:37 PM

How can this be adabpted so MODS can do it...just installed VB3 and a little new...learning quickly...

Malice 08-04-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice
How can this be adabpted so MODS can do it...just installed VB3 and a little new...learning quickly...

Ahh figured it out!

???`S?LV?R???` 08-06-2004 04:01 PM

this works fine for 3.0.3 right?

Mickie D 08-15-2004 08:56 AM

this hack is easily up there with the best of them

wonderful hack thanks so much

im still laughing to myself been playing a few pranks witht his on the mods and they are all on the shoutbox moaning lololololololol

top hack

pablo 08-25-2004 08:15 AM

any ideas on how to get it to work with vb3.0.0b4 ?

buro9 08-25-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pablo
any ideas on how to get it to work with vb3.0.0b4 ?

Why on earth would you want to do that?

You should upgrade your board to the latest stable code... for which the hack will work effortlessly... rather than downgrade the hack to support a beta codebase that you really shouldn't be using on your site (because it's a beta!).

pablo 08-25-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buro9
Why on earth would you want to do that?

You should upgrade your board to the latest stable code... for which the hack will work effortlessly... rather than downgrade the hack to support a beta codebase that you really shouldn't be using on your site (because it's a beta!).

I don't think that is the issue at hand. I am well aware of the implications of using this version of code.

Anyway in the end I just allowed the 'sleep' part of the code. That should do the trick for now.

Borisch 08-26-2004 01:58 PM

one of the most brilliant hacks EVER!
Three thumbs up!!!

BeasTboyz 09-04-2004 09:32 PM

inFREAKINGstalled, Big thanks to the developers of this hack!

venomx 09-07-2004 07:52 AM

Does this work on vb3.0.3?

Also as meantioned in another thread about the user figuring it out... What do you say to them and others if they post asking questions as to why they was the only one having problems?

Borisch 09-07-2004 11:14 AM

Sounds like you've never done customer support :P

"Must be a problem with your ISP"
"Can't be on our side, nobody else is having problems"
"I'll have a look into it, can't promise anything though"
"Have you tried reinstalling windows?"
"Maybe there's a knot on your TP cable? That can really choke the trafffic"
"Ever considered that NOBODY LIKES YOU?!?"

Kayn 09-30-2004 10:17 PM

This hack is quite genious.

Mega props to both the original author and the port-to-vb3-guy. :D

KW802 09-30-2004 10:47 PM

[high]* KW802 clicks install so he can find this thread again in the future if he ever needs it. :D[/high]

teksigns 10-07-2004 10:02 PM

this code in phpinclude_start only produces a solid white page ......


i can insert the code without the miserable user hack
and it still only produces a white page .......

Code:

          eval('$headinclude = "' . fetch_template('headinclude') . '";');
          eval('$header = "' . fetch_template('header') . '";');
          eval('$footer = "' . fetch_template('footer') . '";');
          eval('$timezone = "' . fetch_template('timezone') . '";');
          eval('$gobutton = "' . fetch_template('gobutton') . '";');
          $vboptions['useforumjump'] = 0;
          eval(print_standard_error('error_toobusy'));

anyone have any idea why it does not display the correct thing ?

rinkrat 10-08-2004 04:42 AM

I've always found that it's better to be on the offensive rather than the defensive with the morons. This is a nice weapon.

crd 10-15-2004 05:47 PM

We have a guy who is driving our moderaters nuts with proxies. So I think it's time for this hack.
Buahahahaha! This is gonna be fun.

crd 10-15-2004 06:48 PM

Poor old miserable test user. When I logged in as him to test this the server was so "busy" I couldn't get in to log out. So I had to clobber all my bb cookies. As long as it's not applied to *me* this is a great hack. Buahahaha.... INSTALL..... click! :devious:

pseudocode 10-23-2004 02:50 PM

Outstanding!! <clicks INSTALL>

bondjetta 10-23-2004 03:29 PM

This is hilarious AND awesome :D

Thank you for this, my site isn't really one that needs to "ban" users, but aggrevating them...now THAT's handy :D

rlamego 11-25-2004 08:17 AM

This is pure evil genius material! You and Zzed must have Mini-mes following you around! =)
Will install for sure!

folkish 12-02-2004 08:24 PM

A truly useful hack.

[high]* folkish clicks install. :)[/high]

Viks 12-02-2004 08:47 PM

Great Mod for VB.
thanks KuraFire.

djjeffa 12-05-2004 04:26 PM

This hack is awsome I have been using it for a month on my 3.0.3 vb , Ialso used a trap banned hack so they cant log out but now after a moth one of the members found a way out and re regestered so I want to know if this hack could be added to work with certin ip address?

Brent H 12-21-2004 12:07 AM

Gotta say, this is way more effective than outright banning someone. I've got two users on my forums who haven't really done anything wrong, and if I just ban them it will look like I'm some kind of elitist dictator ;) This way they just think their computer is all screwed up. LOL

Rock on.

Viks 12-21-2004 10:24 AM

TheHeggy, wudn't the users create another ID to get around the issue!? The hack doesnt work around the IP address but only the username. :rolleyes:

djjeffa 12-22-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viks
TheHeggy, wudn't the users create another ID to get around the issue!? The hack doesnt work around the IP address but only the username. :rolleyes:

well the thing is if they dont know whats going on then why make a new user name lol i used the traped hack aswell to help prevnt that if they try


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