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Erwin 07-09-2005 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KirbyDE
Hmm ... might be. Cou you give me an update? :)

Situation: I am bored of Life, therefor I decide to travel back in Time to kill my Parents, so I won't be alive now (which is the future for Time X to which I went back).
But if I am not alive now, how would I then be able to travel back to kill my Parents?
By changing the Past, I open a totally different timeline/reality - that's why I said it's not possible within one Universe. If there are parallel Universes that share the same space it might be possible.
Killing your parents by going back in time doesn't affect you as you already exist. So YOUR timeline still exists in you. You can go back to the future and continue YOUR timeline.

Xenon 07-09-2005 12:01 PM
you won't be there to check that out anymore and everyone else thinks everything's ok ;)

Chris M 07-09-2005 01:22 PM
In theory if you murdered them before you existed you can't have murdered them because you didn't exist ;)

Therefore go back in time and kill loads of people you hate from the past then return to the future and have gotten away with murder :D

Satan

Corriewf 07-09-2005 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Revan
Parse errors are fatal to us ;)
Yes and sql database errors will make your genitals fall off.... True in the future they can be put back on using the nano bots but still, it hurts.

Quote:
Originally Posted by hellsatan
In theory if you murdered them before you existed you can't have murdered them because you didn't exist ;)

Therefore go back in time and kill loads of people you hate from the past then return to the future and have gotten away with murder :D

Satan

Hey, you know what would be better? Go back in time with like a $1,000.00 and buy stock in microsoft or just create microsoft before Bill Gates does.

Chris M 07-10-2005 10:27 AM
I'd buy $1,000.00 in stock because I have no idea how to, or cannot be bothered to code stuff like Windows, MSDOS etc :p

Satan

m0nde 07-10-2005 11:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hellsatan
I'd buy $1,000.00 in stock because I have no idea how to, or cannot be bothered to code stuff like Windows, MSDOS etc :p

Satan
but i thought MSDOS & Windows W E R E coded by satan!!

- Sid

Chris M 07-10-2005 01:03 PM
No... Just one of my underlings ;)

I could probably code it if I actually bothered to try, but since I can't be bothered, I simply assume that I can't at all :p

Satan

Corriewf 07-11-2005 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hellsatan
No... Just one of my underlings ;)

I could probably code it if I actually bothered to try, but since I can't be bothered, I simply assume that I can't at all :p

Satan

Well since bill gates is one of your minions, I guess theres no need huh.

Chris M 07-11-2005 02:06 PM
Exactly ;)

Satan

Corriewf 07-11-2005 02:31 PM
Too bad your vb version isnt as leet as mine.


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