Why not an .htaccess file instead? Try this in the file:

Or put a PHP file called index.php in the root folder with this inside:

And the easiest to do a forward award goes to...... :)

JamesUS!!!!!!!!!!!
All kidding aside, that's very very handy.
I think I may use that for my site James, thanks

Tolitz: hey no problem, glad to see it working out and the end product looks great!

I may personally move my mini-calendar to the right side and try to mimic the way you have your new layout (so don't get mad at me if I ask you questions ;) )