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cheesegrits 11-29-2007 01:29 PM

I see you did actually open the can first, so it could have been worse! A friend of mine at college once did almost the same thing with a can of tomato soup, only he didn't open the can first. The resulting explosion actually propelled the can through a wall, and coated every surface in the kitchen with a fine mist of red goop. Looked like a particularly gruesome crime scene.

If you were in the U.S., I'm sure you'd have lawyers offering to sue Cambells for inadequate cooking instructions!

-- hugh

Adrian Schneider 11-29-2007 06:55 PM

Hugh, the can opened itself. I'm glad it wasn't tomato soup... that would have stained all the walls !

Guest190829 11-29-2007 07:32 PM

LOL - that is why I just stick to ramen noodles. All this can stuff is too dangerous. :p

iogames 11-29-2007 08:23 PM

LOL... for some reason this is more funny that the guy that intended to pay goods online by inserting his credit card on the floppy drive :D
[No is not a myth; I know him]

BrandiDup 11-29-2007 08:59 PM

Oh. My. Gosh. Bwahahahahaha. That is the funniest thing I have seen or heard in a looooong time. Thank you for making me smile (and laugh til my tummy hurts :D )

cheesegrits 11-29-2007 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirAdrian (Post 1391864)
Hugh, the can opened itself. I'm glad it wasn't tomato soup... that would have stained all the walls !

Ah, so it was one of those peel away lids, rather than a can-opener lid? And you didn't remove the lid?

I *knew* it. Genius with PHP, complete bozo when it comes to real life, LOL!

-- hugh

Adrian Schneider 11-29-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny.VBT (Post 1391882)
LOL - that is why I just stick to ramen noodles. All this can stuff is too dangerous. :p

Thanks for the tip! :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesegrits (Post 1391962)
Ah, so it was one of those peel away lids, rather than a can-opener lid? And you didn't remove the lid?

I *knew* it. Genius with PHP, complete bozo when it comes to real life, LOL!

-- hugh

I guess that's a compliment in disguise... :)

cheesegrits 11-29-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirAdrian (Post 1391967)
I guess that's a compliment in disguise... :)

You should know me better than that by now! It was just a common or garden insult. PHP geniuses (genii?) are common as muck these days. :D

Not of your caliber of course, he says, backpedaling furiously.

-- hugh

Chris M 11-30-2007 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco van Herwaarden (Post 1391584)
For more special effects, try putting it in your MicroWave next time. :D :D

May I recommend for your sake you never become Marco's roommate :D

And I won't accept any offers to become yours while we're at that subject :p I don't feel safe with someone who follows instructions a little too literally :D lol

Chris

Freesteyelz 11-30-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesegrits (Post 1391682)
If you were in the U.S., I'm sure you'd have lawyers offering to sue Cambells for inadequate cooking instructions!


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