This hack really rocks. Well done :)

He wont ever show up on the whose online, cos he's never online.

Dang. :(
I want Tom to be always online.

No one knows why loadbotinc() is an undefined function for me in botloadinc.php? :(

Here's an idea...

moify the place where it displays the users online, and modify it so its reads

<a href="http://linktotomsprofile">TomBot</a>,

Followed by whatevers there... that should make him appear at the front of the list.

Its an undefined function, meaning that botfunctions.php (or something along those lines) isnt there or it is incomplete, try reuploading it - and CH modd'ing it correctly.

I reuploaded everything and got the same error. I'm using botloaderinc.php because I'm running in safe mode. Everything is CHMODed 777 and everything's in there. :-/

Have you tried posting the contents of botloaderinc.php into the top of botloader.php - this should mean that the functions are all defined in one place.

I dont understand why you are using botloaderinc.php though?

You are supposed to use botloaderinc.php instead of botloader.php if your server is running in safe mode (which apparently it is).

EDIT: I get this when using just plain botloader.php:

Warning: Cannot set time limit in safe mode in /weeeeeeee/html/fs/alice/src/admin/botloaderfuncs.php on line 563

So I guess one would think that it is safe mode?

Ok, I see... well unless you wanna delete line 563 and see what happens, I cant help you any further :( sorry!