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SloppyGoat 01-19-2004 09:15 AM

I didn't see anything hard about it at all. It's easy to install. It just didn't work right for me and one other person, for some odd reason. I think everyone else said it worked fine, right? Why me??!! DOH!!! :ermm: :confused:

mharmon 01-21-2004 02:06 PM

This hack is SOOO evil -- why TURN down the pain?? I'd turn it up!

buro9 01-21-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mharmon
This hack is SOOO evil -- why TURN down the pain?? I'd turn it up!

Or do as I did and remove the calls to the error page ;)

This way it doesn't even look like my servers fault... they just think they have strange network problems ;)

SloppyGoat 01-27-2004 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mharmon
This hack is SOOO evil -- why TURN down the pain?? I'd turn it up!

Because, it's even more frustrating if they get a chance to type out a post, then it screws up on them! :D If they can't even get a page to load, they won't waste anymore time trying. But, if you get it tuned just perfectly, then they'll continue to try, getting more and more frustrated. The main objective, IMO, is to give them the false hope that they may actually be able to post something. LOL

Silverstangs 02-11-2004 06:31 PM

I love this hack, now can you add one more feature to it. Can you add a random "fly away" hack in which us admins can add a list of a dozen or so sites and the person in Misery will randomly end up redirected to on of those dozen or so sites?

Thanks
--Silver

KuraFire 02-11-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverstangs
I love this hack, now can you add one more feature to it. Can you add a random "fly away" hack in which us admins can add a list of a dozen or so sites and the person in Misery will randomly end up redirected to on of those dozen or so sites?

Thanks
--Silver

Sure, I'll add that to the HTL version upon re-release :)

94DROPTOPZ 02-14-2004 01:48 PM

"clicks install"

This is great, I don't know how I have lived without this :devious:

RDX1 02-15-2004 01:01 AM

VB Beta4:

Quote:

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: is_member_of() in /path/to/vb/removed/global.php(345) : eval()'d code on line 8

KuraFire 02-15-2004 09:48 AM

NerdNations, please put your PHP code in a [PHP] code block, NOT in a quote block!!!!

Reeve of shinra 02-15-2004 03:24 PM

Installed... havent tried it out yet but so far so good. Glad to see one of my favorite hacks ported to vb3.

RDX1 02-15-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuraFire
NerdNations, please put your PHP code in a PHP code block, NOT in a quote block!!!!


Well, it was the same code you posted except with the UserID changed. I had trouble with the code when I edited the times. I also tried with it unedited and it does not work.

PHP Code:

// Miserable Hack for vB3
    // Ported by KuraFire to vB3, original vB2 version by Zzed
    // #######################################################
    // Put the id of your Miserable Usergroup here:
    
$miserableid 13;
   
// Check to see if the user is a Miserable User
if (is_member_of(array('userid'=>$bbuserinfo['userid'], 'usergroupid'=>$bbuserinfo['usergroupid'], 'membergroupids'=>$bbuserinfo['membergroupids']), $miserableid))
    {
        
$glitch rand(60120);
        for(
$x=0$x<$glitch$x++)
        {
            echo 
' ';
            
sleep(1);
        }
    
        
$vboptions['floodchecktime'] *= 10;
        
$glitch rand(0100);
        if(
$glitch 90)
        {
            
$vboptions['enablesearches'] = 0;
        }
    
        
$glitch rand(0100);
       if (
$glitch 75)
       {
           eval(
'$headinclude = "' fetch_template('headinclude') . '";');
           eval(
'$header = "' fetch_template('header') . '";');
           eval(
'$footer = "' fetch_template('footer') . '";');
           eval(
'$timezone = "' fetch_template('timezone') . '";');
           eval(
'$gobutton = "' fetch_template('gobutton') . '";');
           
$vboptions['useforumjump'] = 0;
           eval(
print_standard_error('error_toobusy'));
       }
   
        
$glitch rand(0100);
       if (
$glitch 80)
        {
            if (
$glitch 50)
            {
                exit;
            }
        
$templatecache['headinclude'] = '<META HTTP-EQUIV=\"refresh\" CONTENT=\"5; URL=$vboptions[forumhome].php\" />' $templatecache['headinclude'];
        }
    }
    unset(
$ids$glitch$miserableid$x); 


KuraFire 02-15-2004 07:49 PM

*sigh*

okay, please REMOVE the part with the code from your earlier post where you have it in a QUOTE section.

We don't want code put in quote blocks because those are visible to non-licensed people, whereas code in code/php/html blocks is not.

Hence, please remove your php code in the quote block in this post. :)

RDX1 02-15-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuraFire
*sigh*

okay, please REMOVE the part with the code from your earlier post where you have it in a QUOTE section.

We don't want code put in quote blocks because those are visible to non-licensed people, whereas code in code/php/html blocks is not.

Hence, please remove your php code in the quote block in this post. :)

So what is the problem? Any help?

KuraFire 02-16-2004 05:28 PM

I think someone in the Dev team moved the function again, meaning I have to change this again.

*sigh*

I hate when they move functions to new files all the time.. :(

I'll look into it for the HTL version.

RDX1 02-16-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuraFire
I think someone in the Dev team moved the function again, meaning I have to change this again.

*sigh*

I hate when they move functions to new files all the time.. :(

I'll look into it for the HTL version.

I'm using Beta4, This was meant for what version? I'll upgrade when gold comes out..

KuraFire 02-17-2004 04:52 PM

Oh, you're using BETA 4?

Hrm, ok, this won't work until you upgrade to the current release.

You really shouldn't be using Beta 4 anymore, it's quite outdated and filled with several security holes...

RDX1 02-17-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuraFire
Oh, you're using BETA 4?

Hrm, ok, this won't work until you upgrade to the current release.

You really shouldn't be using Beta 4 anymore, it's quite outdated and filled with several security holes...

I'm doing fine. I'll upgrade when gold is released.

KuraFire 02-17-2004 06:40 PM

Most of the hacks that exist now will not work on beta 4 though :)

kneesparx 02-25-2004 07:33 PM

this hack is funny, i wont use it but i like it :D

Ocean 03-28-2004 11:08 PM

Is this hack fully stable and ready for vB 3.0 Gold? Or does it still need to be updated?

Loyalty4Life 03-28-2004 11:23 PM

Nice hack. I'll use this for sure.

/me clicks install.

TheFiringLine 03-29-2004 11:56 AM

I installed this hack on VB 3.0 and it doesn't appear to work. I've looked thru this thread and can't determine if the glitches with 3.0 were resolved.

KuraFire-
Is this hack good to go with 3.0?
Thanks-
Rich

admiralapril 03-31-2004 04:36 AM

I installed this hack earlier today and it seems to work fine (3.0.0) but now I can no longer log out. What could be the cause of this? Great hack, but I guess I'll be un-installing. :ermm:

kaotic 04-03-2004 03:18 PM

Would it be possible to make a specific IP address 'miserable'?

Bryan Ex 04-09-2004 04:56 AM

Installed and now running on my site with VB3 Gold without problems. Installation took about 2 minutes plus another 45 to be able to log out the test user name. LMAO I did tone it down considerably over the default settings for errors but... what an awesome idea. Nice way to run someone off without the usual hassles and harassment.

DenzoForums 04-21-2004 03:56 PM

Click* Install !!

Just installed this on VB 3.0.1,and it works great. My site is brand new with only
Members: 12
Threads: 53
Posts: 115

but I figured if things go right, i will be getting some unsavory characters in my forums, and would need a tool like this.

Thanks!
Dave

JaNa 04-22-2004 12:47 AM

Blah I'll just wait for the HTL Packet. Looks awesome tho! I don't want these annoying ***holes coming to my site :D

Boofo 04-22-2004 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan Ex
Installed and now running on my site with VB3 Gold without problems. Installation took about 2 minutes plus another 45 to be able to log out the test user name. LMAO I did tone it down considerably over the default settings for errors but... what an awesome idea. Nice way to run someone off without the usual hassles and harassment.

Can you share you settings after you toned them down?

Keyser S?ze 04-22-2004 05:17 AM

well, couldnt there be some php files to edit so we can have a button in there profile that sets them to miserable, like in vb2? i cant use it with user groups since i use that for something else and would be too much of a pain in the ass

Bryan Ex 04-22-2004 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo
Can you share you settings after you toned them down?

Sure thing Boofo. I'll have to dig up that file again but will post them shortly for ya.

Bryan Ex 04-22-2004 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceMalee
well, couldnt there be some php files to edit so we can have a button in there profile that sets them to miserable, like in vb2? i cant use it with user groups since i use that for something else and would be too much of a pain in the ass

Not sure about a profile link but it does work very well by just by adding them to Miserable Users as a secondary user group. A single check box and you don't change any of their other settings. Maybe I'm warped but this has got to be one of my three favourite hacks.

Bryan Ex 04-22-2004 03:07 PM

Here ya go Boofo... I tested this out with a few users and they found these settings to be pretty realistic. Note: these are only the glitch settings and not the complete hack code.

PHP Code:

 {
        
$glitch rand(510);
        for(
$x=0$x<$glitch$x++)
        {
            echo 
' ';
            
sleep(1);
        }
    
        
$vboptions['floodchecktime'] *= 10;
        
$glitch rand(0100);
        if(
$glitch 35)
        {
            
$vboptions['enablesearches'] = 0;
        }
    
        
$glitch rand(0100);
       if (
$glitch 65)
       {
           eval(
'$headinclude = "' fetch_template('headinclude') . '";');
           eval(
'$header = "' fetch_template('header') . '";');
           eval(
'$footer = "' fetch_template('footer') . '";');
           eval(
'$timezone = "' fetch_template('timezone') . '";');
           eval(
'$gobutton = "' fetch_template('gobutton') . '";');
           
$vboptions['useforumjump'] = 0;
           eval(
print_standard_error('error_toobusy'));
       }
   
        
$glitch rand(0100);
       if (
$glitch 70)
        {
            if (
$glitch 70)
            {
                exit;
            } 


switchstance 04-22-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan Ex
Here ya go Boofo... I tested this out with a few users and they found these settings to be pretty realistic. Note: these are only the glitch settings and not the complete hack code.

PHP Code:

 {
        
$glitch rand(510);
        for(
$x=0$x<$glitch$x++)
        {
            echo 
' ';
            
sleep(1);
        }
    
        
$vboptions['floodchecktime'] *= 10;
        
$glitch rand(0100);
        if(
$glitch 35)
        {
            
$vboptions['enablesearches'] = 0;
        }
    
        
$glitch rand(0100);
       if (
$glitch 65)
       {
           eval(
'$headinclude = "' fetch_template('headinclude') . '";');
           eval(
'$header = "' fetch_template('header') . '";');
           eval(
'$footer = "' fetch_template('footer') . '";');
           eval(
'$timezone = "' fetch_template('timezone') . '";');
           eval(
'$gobutton = "' fetch_template('gobutton') . '";');
           
$vboptions['useforumjump'] = 0;
           eval(
print_standard_error('error_toobusy'));
       }
   
        
$glitch rand(0100);
       if (
$glitch 70)
        {
            if (
$glitch 70)
            {
                exit;
            } 


Thanks, your numbers are much better. My testing was showing that it's way too slow to be believable.

This hack rocks quite hard tho. Loving it. :)

Boofo 04-22-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan Ex
Here ya go Boofo... I tested this out with a few users and they found these settings to be pretty realistic. Note: these are only the glitch settings and not the complete hack code.

Thank you, sir. ;)

Bryan Ex 04-22-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo
Thank you, sir. ;)

Thanks go to the original author of this hack... now go forth and make users miserable. LMAO

Stu 04-24-2004 03:45 PM

Would it be a big deal to somehow adapt this to work on an IP address.
I've had members made miserable who after talking to other members realise that it is only their account that is affected.
They clear their cookies and re-register!!
If this could be linked to any user with a certain IP or email it would give added protection.

Jujimufu 05-14-2004 04:01 PM

I've always loved this hack. It's great to see it back on VB3 // It's even better now it's user group set and mods can apply it. + You can even lift it after X amount of days! This does come useful you know.

>:)

Bryan Ex 06-08-2004 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jujimufu
You can even lift it after X amount of days!

Is there a way to automate the process... after 3 days it expires for example?

Cold Steel 06-08-2004 06:25 PM

/me installs.

Lee Davies 06-08-2004 09:22 PM

Is there anyway to make this work for Guest users but it stops slowing down when they click register?

For example, if a banned member is viewing the forum as a guest, i'd like that slowed down... but if it is a true member, and they click register, the registration process isn't affected?


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