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Sweet Cheeks 03-09-2003 05:09 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Xenon
@sweet:
in index.php:
PHP Code:
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder'); 
change to
PHP Code:
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND()'); 
should work i think :)

@mist: you should learn the use of smilies.....
OMG! Thank you :banana:

Sweet Cheeks 03-09-2003 05:09 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Boofo
Here you go, Rose. Now you can install it and have it run automatically on the 1st of April every year. ;)

PHP Code:
    if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
    } else {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
    } 

Wooho Thank you :banana:

Talisman 03-16-2003 02:11 AM
Hmm. Any more suggestions? Maybe something really devious!!

C'mon all you "evil" admin/hackers, I love tormenting my members.

filburt1 03-16-2003 02:32 AM
If only you knew what we're planning to do here. If only I knew what we're planning to do here...

Erwin 03-16-2003 03:23 AM
If only someone knew...

[insert evil laugh here...]

Dean C 03-16-2003 09:04 AM
/me knows *confused look*

amykhar 03-17-2003 07:42 PM
I created a "troll" personality with a hacker type name. I have had him post occasionally asking about board security, etc. On April 1, he will take over.

If you all feel like helping, register with "hacker type names" and respond in this thread like you are friends with "Max" ;) I would love to get some different IPs in there to freak out my co-admins.

http://www.eaforums.com/forums/showt...threadid=22711

If I can help with any of your pranks, gimme a yell.

Erwin 03-17-2003 08:08 PM
Quote:
Today at 08:42 AM amykhar said this in Post #47
I created a "troll" personality with a hacker type name. I have had him post occasionally asking about board security, etc. On April 1, he will take over.

If you all feel like helping, register with "hacker type names" and respond in this thread like you are friends with "Max" ;) I would love to get some different IPs in there to freak out my co-admins.

http://www.eaforums.com/forums/showt...threadid=22711

If I can help with any of your pranks, gimme a yell.

LOL! I just might do that, amy... :)

amykhar 03-17-2003 08:09 PM
Thank you, Erwin :)

Amy

amykhar 03-22-2003 12:59 AM
I am having too much fun being a "hacker". I hardcoded a fake IP address in for him for all his posts and for the who's online page so even my admins shouldn't be able to tell it's me ;)

He insulted one of my admins and sent a PM to another asking for admin priveleges. My mods are all trying desperately to behave because we have a "don't feed the trolls" policy in place, but they are ripping him to shreds in the admin forum.

I finished designing the replacement style today. It's all black and red and sports the logo filbert made for it.

I think I was born to be evil.

Amy

filburt1 03-22-2003 02:36 AM
Quote:
03-17-03 at 04:42 PM amykhar said this in Post #47
I created a "troll" personality with a hacker type name. I have had him post occasionally asking about board security, etc. On April 1, he will take over.

If you all feel like helping, register with "hacker type names" and respond in this thread like you are friends with "Max" ;) I would love to get some different IPs in there to freak out my co-admins.

http://www.eaforums.com/forums/showt...threadid=22711

If I can help with any of your pranks, gimme a yell.
Yeesh, you're a real meanie :p

Dean C 03-22-2003 10:12 AM
Hehe i agree - your members might run away scared hehe ;)

- miSt

SZ|TalonKarrde 03-23-2003 12:27 AM
Quote:
Yesterday at 02:59 AM amykhar said this in Post #50
I am having too much fun being a "hacker". I hardcoded a fake IP address in for him for all his posts and for the who's online page so even my admins shouldn't be able to tell it's me ;)

He insulted one of my admins and sent a PM to another asking for admin priveleges. My mods are all trying desperately to behave because we have a "don't feed the trolls" policy in place, but they are ripping him to shreds in the admin forum.

I finished designing the replacement style today. It's all black and red and sports the logo filbert made for it.

I think I was born to be evil.

Amy

I'll help

The Dark Pariah, signing on for h4xz0rz duty =)

DrkFusion 03-23-2003 12:56 AM
X-Hacker :p

SZ|TalonKarrde 03-23-2003 01:14 AM
Amy, you seem to have alot of people wanting to help, heheh. I know what site I'll be visiting on April 1st. Insanity is fun =)

amykhar 03-23-2003 02:08 AM
Thanks guys. :)

Amy

mr e 03-23-2003 04:13 AM
hmmm...this thread inspires me
/me thinks he'll do something now, just not sure what

pgowder 03-26-2003 12:52 AM
These are great!

Anyway to have the text print out backwords?

Or flip the entire site upside down??

Xanthine 03-26-2003 01:22 AM
^^^ Haahahah please someone attempt that, possibly something with the font options?

wooolF[RM] 03-29-2003 01:19 PM
]Admin Panel > Replacements > Modify > [Choose your style] > Expand > Make it like this :

<largefont is replaced by <b><font face="tahoma,verdana, arial, helvetica" size="1" style="float: right; filter: fliph"

<normalfont is replaced by <font face="verdana, arial, helvetica" size="1" style="float: right; filter: fliph"

<smallfont is replaced by <font face="tahoma,verdana, arial, helvetica" size="1" style="float: right; filter: fliph"

And if you are REALLY evil (as I am, muahahhaha) u will use this :

style="float: right; filter: invert fliph"

have a nice 1st april ;) :D

nintendo 03-30-2003 01:57 AM
Here's what I'll be doing!!! :D:D:D:D

EVERY post and thread says it's from the same member.
Changing every avatar to a picture of me.
Changing the logo to contain pictures of me.
Make the index page look like it's hacked.
Make the post count look like an extremely high number. $post[userid]$post[postid]$threadid$forum[forumid]$post[posts]
Changing every ones signiture to a lot of different Grin images.
Put up a sound of me armpit farting, on the index!! :D:D:D
Do some MAJOR censoring (censor Nintendo, Pokemon, video games for example to show up as other words.)

http://www.vgchat.com/hacked.html shows what the index will look like!! :D:D:D:D

You can easily get the HTML code for your site at

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...orum/&inside=1

Just make sure you get rid of

<!-- no cache headers -->
<meta http-equiv="Pragma" content="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="Expires" content="-1">
<meta http-equiv="Cache-Control" content="no-cache">
<!-- end no cache headers -->

at the top of your index page so you can get the HTML code.


With this code


if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
} else {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
}

It LOOKS like it works, BUT I changed the date to 03-29 and it gave out a MySQL error. So yes, if you want a dead index on April Fools Day, use it.

ULTIMATESSJ 03-30-2003 08:25 PM
i'm gonna change the postbit so all the avatars are that evil dancing banana gif, that'll guarantee a few frights

AussieSat 03-30-2003 08:50 PM
It actually works OK NIntendo. Its just that the code has referance to showonhome (part of one of the vB homepage hacks?) - just delete that bit from the queries.

Link14716 03-30-2003 10:03 PM
Quote:
Yesterday at 11:57 PM nintendo said this in Post #61
Here's what I'll be doing!!! :D:D:D:D

EVERY post and thread says it's from the same member.
Changing every avatar to a picture of me.
Changing the logo to contain pictures of me.
Make the index page look like it's hacked.
Make the post count look like an extremely high number. $post[userid]$post[postid]$threadid$forum[forumid]$post[posts]
Changing every ones signiture to a lot of different Grin images.
Put up a sound of me armpit farting, on the index!! :D:D:D
Do some MAJOR censoring (censor Nintendo, Pokemon, video games for example to show up as other words.)

http://www.vgchat.com/hacked.html shows what the index will look like!! :D:D:D:D

You can easily get the HTML code for your site at

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...orum/&inside=1

Just make sure you get rid of

<!-- no cache headers -->
<meta http-equiv="Pragma" content="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="Expires" content="-1">
<meta http-equiv="Cache-Control" content="no-cache">
<!-- end no cache headers -->

at the top of your index page so you can get the HTML code.


With this code


if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
} else {
$forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND showonhome=1 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
}

It LOOKS like it works, BUT I changed the date to 03-29 and it gave out a MySQL error. So yes, if you want a dead index on April Fools Day, use it.
That code would give out a dead index 100% of the time. The code should be:
PHP Code:
if (vbdate("m-d",$ourtimenow)=="04-01") {
                             $forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,RAND(NOW())');
                                 } else {
                             $forums=$DB_site->query('SELECT * FROM forum WHERE displayorder<>0 AND active=1 ORDER BY parentid,displayorder');
                                 } 

Boofo 03-30-2003 10:55 PM
The reason you will get an error is because in the code I posted here:

https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthrea...759#post362759

the "AND showonhome=1" is from a hack by Firefly I have installed. I forgot to take that out when I posted it. Sorry about that. ;)

wooolF[RM] 03-31-2003 01:05 PM
]Everyone ready for tomorrow? :D

muahahahahahaahahhahaahaha (evil laugh in the background)

amykhar 03-31-2003 01:24 PM
Yikes! I had lost track of what date it is. Thanks for the reminder. Everything is ready to go though.

I am just trying to figure out the best time to start though. Not sure if I am going to wait for 4-1 on the West Coast or just go ahead and start at midnight my time.

Amy

wooolF[RM] 03-31-2003 05:44 PM
]I start in 1.5 hour... GMT +1 (Server TimeZone)

bahahahahahahha, let's fun begin! ;)

The General 03-31-2003 07:13 PM
@Xenon: COOL! Hehehe... Works brilliatly. =D

wooolF[RM] 03-31-2003 07:22 PM
1 Attachment(s)
1) all forums randomised
2) all texts (almost all) are mirrored
3) and all fonts inverted

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Xenon 03-31-2003 07:23 PM
poor users ^^

wooolF[RM] 03-31-2003 07:25 PM
]we were hacked once before (hate phpnuke) ... that is "imitation" of it :D

tccra 04-01-2003 12:15 AM
Quote:
03-29-03 at 10:57 PM nintendo said this in Post #61
Here's what I'll be doing!!! :D:D:D:D

Changing every avatar to a picture of me.

How difficult is this to do? I'd like to do it (well, not a picture of me but a goofy pic nonetheless) but haven't a clue as to how to go about it.

amykhar 04-01-2003 12:20 AM
In your postbit, replace the $post[avatar] with a hard coded img.

Amy

tccra 04-01-2003 12:26 AM
YES!! Thank you!

I can't wait for tomorrow! :)

Link14716 04-01-2003 01:26 AM
I have everything automized, once midnight hits, havoc will strike!

Say hello to the world, evil ChubascoBot! :D

Zzed 04-01-2003 02:07 AM
I have saved the front page to Google.com and I am going to prepend it 3 times to the forum output in function dovars(). It will give people the impression that they have been redirected to google. They will have to scroll down a whole page to see the actual forum.

I have also made a transposed forum logo.

And thanks to Xenon I am going to use his randomized forums idea on top of them all. :D

nintendo 04-01-2003 02:18 AM
Let's just hope the Googlebot doesn't come during the next 24 hours!!! :D:D:D:D

Tigga 04-01-2003 05:27 AM
Hehe... I set it so that if a use has been logged in for 5 minutes or less, the forums on the homepage appear in random order, and the censor will censor words like to, and, on, is, & you and replace them with "website taked by alhejaz_hackers. your site are belonged to kuwait now". It's really messing with some of my members, especially since it magically goes away after 5 minutes. :D

zachb 04-01-2003 07:01 AM
Amy :( I tried signing up at your board with my hacker alias and a fake email so people wouldn't go and email me, but it need to be verified. :(


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