vb.org Archive

vb.org Archive (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/index.php)
-   vBulletin 3.6 Template Modifications (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/forumdisplay.php?f=192)
-   -   I can't seem to keep these kids away from my forum! (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?t=144587)

UaeStar 04-18-2007 02:14 PM

loooooooool nice man

AzzidReign 04-18-2007 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luky (Post 1230440)
There is a hack, i belive by Paul M called Miserable Users, it has everything an evil and twisted mind like your would like :)

Yes, I love that hack :D

UltimateOreo! 04-28-2007 12:03 AM

LOL OMGZORS DONT SPAMZORX MA THR3AD!!!111!! Naah, but this is when you want to trick them, not make them suffer :D

Mupetz 05-03-2007 03:37 PM

ROFL, you people are nuts !

UltimateOreo! 05-05-2007 10:46 PM

Lol, I would think the same thing if I was randomally looking through the thread :D

So, for everyone who has it installed, is it working at all?

rossco_2005 05-06-2007 08:01 PM

lol, the FBI one is perfect for my forum since it's a filesharing/p2p forum. :P
Will keep this incase I ever need it. :)

Philipaclayton 05-07-2007 07:01 PM

would install but currently using miserable users hack

good job anyway!

UltimateOreo! 05-07-2007 10:03 PM

Damn! I would get so many more installs if I released this before Paul M came!

almightyone 06-17-2007 07:57 PM

i like this as well but as well use miserable user hack you could direct them to tubgirl or goatse :D

UltimateOreo! 06-17-2007 08:42 PM

Oh god those sites are sick. You can do this with this hack too, just redo the rewrite to one of them.

rinkrat 06-18-2007 02:21 AM

I'm using it with miserable users to send them as a default landing page.

YLP1 06-22-2007 03:04 PM

Here is a good one: yourstupid.com. LOL

UltimateOreo! 06-29-2007 02:03 AM

LMAO might be a little obvious, but I would be pi**** if I were redirected to that page :D

AuroraStorm 06-29-2007 12:38 PM

For some reason, I never opened this thread but I'm so damn glad I did...I'm going to use this for some of the crusty bugs that keep trying to get into my site...

This hack is ridiculous! I love it! How cleaver...

ChU v2 06-29-2007 05:09 PM

Amazing idea haha... If you really want them to never come back, have it redirect to meatspin.com hahahaha

Eddiereyes90 08-03-2007 01:25 AM

Guys this is my first hack how do i install this

69lakalle 08-28-2007 12:57 PM

It will be better if the FBI image loads their ip and location ands saying they are tracking them
who can make the image ? or knows how to do it ?

Neo_Angelo 08-29-2007 01:13 PM

why not have an internet error say an error like the good ole' 404

ERROR 404

This Page Cannot Be Displayed Or Doesn't Exist, Try Typing In The Address Again, Click Refresh To Load The Page Again.

or make up your own Error like for instance

ERROR E294R8T56

The page you are trying to veiw is unavailable due to monkeys pissing on the network cables, to try again click the X button in the top right hand corner of this browser window.

thank you for supporting green peace.

TheInsaneManiac 02-03-2008 06:37 PM

I REALLY love this concept, but what if I want to make it visible for only just ONE member/usergroup. Like I put perm banned members in a usergroup and they see that message.

Also I really love the FBI image, where did you get it? Do you actually have the HTML source code for it? I have the suspended source code:

Code:

                              <html>

                                <head>
                                <style>

                                a:link { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }
a:visited { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }
a:active { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }
a:hover { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: underline; }

  font { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }

  td{ font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 10px; text-decoration: none; }
  table{ font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; text-decoration: none; }
  body { background-color: #F0F0F0; scrollbar-face-color: #6E788C; scrollbar-shadow-color: #696969; scrollbar-highlight-color: #cfcfcf; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #cccccc; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #808080; scrollbar-track-color: #9B9FA7; scrollbar-arrow-color: #000000 }

  .title { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: normal; }
  .distributers { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal; }
  .info { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 8pt; font-weight: normal; }
  .design { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 8pt; font-weight: normal; }

  .menu { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 8pt; font-weight: normal; }
  .cellheader { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: normal; color: #F1F1F1; }
  .scellheader { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 15pt; font-weight: normal; color: #F1F1F1; }
  .bigcellheader { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid;  font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 30pt; font-weight: normal; color: #F1F1F1; link: #F1F1F1; vlink: #F1F1F1; }

  .tblheader { background-color: #AAAAAA; border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 14pt; font-weight: normal; }
  .tdshade1 { background-color: #DDDDDD; border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; }
  .tdshade2 { background-color: #EEEEEE; border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; }


  </style>

    </head>

    <body bgcolor="#ffffff">

    <table bgcolor=#ffffff link=#0000ee vlink=#0000ee text=#000000 border=0 align="center" width="100%">

    <tr class=cellheader>
    <td bgcolor=#788298><center><b>This Account Has Been Suspended</b></center></td>
    </tr>
    </table>
    Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible.
    </html>


Quote:

Originally Posted by 69lakalle (Post 1327369)
It will be better if the FBI image loads their ip and location ands saying they are tracking them
who can make the image ? or knows how to do it ?

Just find a script online that shows a users IP Address then just paste it in the code.

Phr34q 02-12-2008 07:40 PM

Great man, this will indeed come in handy, both as a real way of keeping those people away + a bonus feature tease of friends *LOL*

clicked installed + MOTM

MissKalunji 02-14-2008 02:51 PM

lol that's a good one! i'll definitely use this lol

* clicks install *


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:10 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by vBS
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.

X vBulletin 3.8.12 by vBS Debug Information
  • Page Generation 0.03011 seconds
  • Memory Usage 1,769KB
  • Queries Executed 10 (?)
More Information
Template Usage:
  • (1)ad_footer_end
  • (1)ad_footer_start
  • (1)ad_header_end
  • (1)ad_header_logo
  • (1)ad_navbar_below
  • (1)bbcode_code_printable
  • (2)bbcode_quote_printable
  • (1)footer
  • (1)gobutton
  • (1)header
  • (1)headinclude
  • (6)option
  • (1)pagenav
  • (1)pagenav_curpage
  • (1)pagenav_pagelink
  • (1)post_thanks_navbar_search
  • (1)printthread
  • (21)printthreadbit
  • (1)spacer_close
  • (1)spacer_open 

Phrase Groups Available:
  • global
  • postbit
  • showthread
Included Files:
  • ./printthread.php
  • ./global.php
  • ./includes/init.php
  • ./includes/class_core.php
  • ./includes/config.php
  • ./includes/functions.php
  • ./includes/class_hook.php
  • ./includes/modsystem_functions.php
  • ./includes/class_bbcode_alt.php
  • ./includes/class_bbcode.php
  • ./includes/functions_bigthree.php 

Hooks Called:
  • init_startup
  • init_startup_session_setup_start
  • init_startup_session_setup_complete
  • cache_permissions
  • fetch_threadinfo_query
  • fetch_threadinfo
  • fetch_foruminfo
  • style_fetch
  • cache_templates
  • global_start
  • parse_templates
  • global_setup_complete
  • printthread_start
  • pagenav_page
  • pagenav_complete
  • bbcode_fetch_tags
  • bbcode_create
  • bbcode_parse_start
  • bbcode_parse_complete_precache
  • bbcode_parse_complete
  • printthread_post
  • printthread_complete