Oh, that's just excellent! There's on thing stopping me using it though....no ability to rate jokes?

U will get the a error when u aprove the joke when u have one of these in a joke. ' or " one of things i figure out so far.. I just removed them and NO more errror. ONly time i got a error.. the missing Phrases dont bug me too much :)!

altho its a top hack, big up to ya for that, its a bit of a pain not having any quote marks in jokes aint it????

this is the same joke you have posted but look at it closly.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the "Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs and less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad''s laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officer''s hand when he reaches in for Mom''s driver''s license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dads underwear when hes on the toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someones crotch is an unacceptable way of saying hello.

11. I dont need to suddenly stand straight up when Im under the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house -- not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a squeaky toy -- so when I play with him and he makes that noise, its usually not a good thing.

And, finally, My last two questions... Dear God: Why do humans only have 10 Commandments and dogs have 16?

Try adding this joke now and it will work

you can use the quote marks but you have to put 2 in not 1

you will see in the joke i have just put up

look at this

8. I will not bite the officer''s hand when he reaches in for Mom''s driver''s license and registration.

you will see its got 2 quote marks not the one you put in
When this has been added to your database it will only show one when your members view the joke

so that line will look like this to your users

8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

you see what i mean

i will be adding that in a later version

worked fine using that method mate...

Cool glad to have helped you out there.

When on the add a joke screen it does tell you about that and how to put a joke in. Sorry if i did not make it clear on that screen.

what a great hack for the vbulletin .... i was searching on it all the time....

thanks for sharing it ...