Not Lichtenstein, Tibet. After twenty years or so of practice in the Himalayas, Xenon has mastered the art of controlling his brain stem - he can control his heart beat, blood pressure etc. After thirty years of practice he discovered he could connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in his neurons etc. I'm chatting to Xenon now, he's sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possession. He's using ipv6.

<hugs bash.org ;)>

LOL!!! How many queries can his brain run?

Although I can testify that it is a very capable brain which can handle as many queries as you can stow, if you don't take my word, we can install microstats to get factual stats. :glasses:

i have to agree, it's an amazing feat, vb.org is without a doubt where vbulletin comes into it's own, it's the reason alot of ppl decide to fork out for a license, simply being the sheer amount of customisation available. my only real problem with chen is that he's no longer active on the boards which just sucks :(

cant get rid of him in IRC :P LOL ! ! only joking fella :)

When it comes to programming and websites, age is just not a factor anymore :).

no kidding

im 18 and i know nearly nothing about php :)

i know quite abit about html :) ive been working with html on and off since i was 12, and if i had started learning php a long time ago id probally be damn good by now :D

hmm, nice rumours are going around about myself :)

but as long as noone mets me in RL, noone can say whats right and what's wrong ;)

LOL!!! Microstats installed in Xenon's brain...

It would be:


Thought generated in 120.56705 seconds with 2 queries [Brain Loads: 99.57 ? 99.63 : 99.59]

;) wonders what type of owned licence we need for our own personal Xenon Brain? ;) And how much each query costs...