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UKBusinessLive 02-06-2009 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1735784)
no I am not offended lol.. I read this somewhere When you tell a joke to a English man he laughs three times, First time he laughs because others around him laugh so he simply joins them, Then he keeps thinking about that joke and tries to understand and then suddenly in the middle of the night he gets that joke and start to laugh and he gets to sleep and next day morning he laughs at himself for taking so long to understand that joke :p ..

Have a great day..
regards..

I think you need to get out more, Freewilley :erm:

Magnumutz 02-06-2009 08:46 AM
Another funny thing :D
Gratz UKBL :)

lasto 02-06-2009 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1735784)
no I am not offended lol.. I read this somewhere When you tell a joke to a English man he laughs three times, First time he laughs because others around him laugh so he simply joins them, Then he keeps thinking about that joke and tries to understand and then suddenly in the middle of the night he gets that joke and start to laugh and he gets to sleep and next day morning he laughs at himself for taking so long to understand that joke :p ..

Have a great day..
regards..
someone been telling u porkies - and dont believe all that you read.So by what you sayin is us English are thickos as we cant get a joke 1st time round ?
The joke above was terrible and it does`nt take a man with brains to tell you that.
If you even remotely throught the above joke was average then you have serious problems and do need to get our more :)

freewilley 02-06-2009 09:50 AM
lol see u don't get it still.. May be the way I put that joke was not good as I am not very good with English but I cannot accept someone who tells that its not so funny. Or may be you people are too tight or serious to enjoy any jokes may be need to relax a bit to get in to a mood for reading jokes..:p otherwise no joke will appeal to you, you may be reading it like some announcement.

so I feel there are 2 chances First one I dint put it well coz my English was poor or the second option will be you people are not a kind of people who enjoy jokes..

must be either one! lol..

regards...

--------------- Added [DATE]1233921435[/DATE] at [TIME]1233921435[/TIME] ---------------

But I apologize for using English on my previous post no intention to offend anyone on that...

regards

veenuisthebest 02-06-2009 10:04 AM
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you may be reading it like some announcement
ROFL!

Magnumutz 02-06-2009 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1735947)
otherwise no joke will appeal to you, you may be reading it like some announcement.
Maybe cause your paragraphs are one big wiener of words, without any dots, commas or any kind of punctuation?
To tell you the truth, a written joke MUST HAVE proper punctuation in order to be funny.

lasto 02-06-2009 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1734021)
Professor answered " Then go home and steady hard for tomorrow's exam"
[/B]
lol! :D :D
I wonder what she had to steady :)

Study :)

freewilley 02-06-2009 11:29 AM
lol so its my English then! agreed! I am not from a native English speaking country by origin, I tried my level best....

thanks

Magnumutz 02-06-2009 12:55 PM
Keep surfing and you'll get there willey!

mc2w 02-09-2009 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1735947)
lol see u don't get it still.. May be the way I put that joke was not good as I am not very good with English but I cannot accept someone who tells that its not so funny. Or may be you people are too tight or serious to enjoy any jokes may be need to relax a bit to get in to a mood for reading jokes..:p otherwise no joke will appeal to you, you may be reading it like some announcement.

regards
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