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iogames 11-29-2007 07:33 AM

Note to myself: 'Never re-heat cans'

Thank God u weren't the guy in South Korea

Quote:

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- An exploding mobile phone battery apparently killed a South Korean man in the first such known case in this gadget-obsessed country, police say.

The man, identified only by his family name Suh, was found dead at his workplace in a quarry Wednesday morning and his mobile phone battery was melted in his shirt pocket, a police official in Cheongwon, 135 kilometers (85 miles) south of Seoul, told The Associated Press.

"We presume that the cell phone battery exploded," the police official said on condition of anonymity.

The official said the phone was made by South Korea's LG Electronics, the world's fifth-biggest handset maker.

LG Electronics confirmed its product was involved in the accident but said such a battery explosion and death was virtually impossible.

Adrian Schneider 11-29-2007 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nix (Post 1391512)
This made my week.

"place on stove and heat"

... you didn't take your avatar from my picture did you?!?!

how insensitive :(

iogames, if I had been near the can at the time, the lid could have slit my throat when it it exploded... very scary!

deezelpope 11-29-2007 08:13 AM

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time!:D

Um, it's all fine and dandy if you wanna heat a can of soup, on the stove, IN the can, BUT you've gotta OPEN the can first.:eek: Or, like normal folks, use a small saucepan. They look like this:

https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/external/2007/11/8.jpg

Would it be insensitive of me to ask if I can nominate you for a Darwin Award?:p Or suggest you submit this on the site? http://www.darwinawards.com/

OH, and those textured ceilings really DO suck BIG time!! I used to have to clean them after fires when I was working as a Disaster Restoration Technician.

ErnieTheMilk 11-29-2007 09:15 AM

PMSL..... how funny :D :D :D

Vinyljunky 11-29-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirAdrian (Post 1391469)
All from one pesky can of soup, and an incompetent cook. I'm never cooking again.

It could have been worse, you could have made it into the Darwin Awards :D

VinylJunky

Brad 11-29-2007 10:07 AM

Let me make sure I'm understanding this: You placed a can of soup on the eye of the stove without opening it and didn't expect the result you got? :o

Didn't your parents ever teach you how to cook? :D C'mon man I was cooking eggs by the age of 6! :D Here I was thinking my buddy (who doesn't understand what pre-heating the oven means) was a poor cook...and a long you come with a story like this. :D

Follow your own advice...stay out of the kitchen. ;)

This makes me want to set-up my "Brad's guide to cooking for lazy guys and stoners" site even more.

sabret00the 11-29-2007 10:18 AM

Wahahahahahhahahahhahahaha. Never in my life have i EVER thought of putting a can onto a stove.

Marco van Herwaarden 11-29-2007 10:23 AM

For more special effects, try putting it in your MicroWave next time. :D :D

deezelpope 11-29-2007 10:30 AM

:eek: Marco! :erm: Not very good advice to give to someone who would cook soup IN the can. ;):p

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lmaooooo!!!!:d

Princeton 11-29-2007 12:40 PM

now, that's a full days work!!
it's always great to see another side of our members.

the pictures are great; especially, the one where the can is on the stove :D

thanks for sharing


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