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Frozen Tears 06-10-2007 09:18 AM
LOL! Im gonna do that if i get grounded lol!

cheat-master30 06-10-2007 10:43 AM
This is seriously one of the most pathetic arguments in an article ever, and if anyone has ever believed most of what's in that then they seriously don't understand computers (although I have seen more ridiculous, ignorant articles with less sense, I can show one that's dumber if anyone wants).

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2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
How many kids can actually afford the Flash program, which isn't even a hacking program in the first place? And the other stuff named are actually viruses, and are not installed by the choice of the user.

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4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
Perl manuals? That's a programming language.

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5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?
Is there anyone who spends less than 45 minutes a day in the first place?

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6. Does your son use Quake?
It's a videogame.

I probably have just been arguing against something that was a parody joke, but who cares, some of them are hilarious to read and argue against. This was still a pretty lame parody article though.

tehste 06-10-2007 10:59 AM
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AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
qft hehe tis a good giggle

Luky 06-10-2007 11:06 AM
Well it is obviously a setup, noone is dumb enough to accually belive that.

Frozen Tears 06-10-2007 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by cheat-master30 (Post 1265413)
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2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
How many kids can actually afford the Flash program, which isn't even a hacking program in the first place? And the other stuff named are actually viruses, and are not installed by the choice of the user.

Warez sites. Free Flash download...

Luky 06-10-2007 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Frozen Tears (Post 1265442)
Warez sites. Free Flash download...
Erm, firstly, most warez forums that are large donot have viruses. Secondly, them virus sites say its a flash download, but it clearly isnt.

Shazz 06-10-2007 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Luky (Post 1265520)
Erm, firstly, most warez forums that are large donot have viruses. Secondly, them virus sites say its a flash download, but it clearly isnt.
i agree there :p

Frozen Tears 06-10-2007 02:16 PM
Hmm. My post is shot down. Once again.

Luky 06-10-2007 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Frozen Tears (Post 1265540)
Hmm. My post is shot down. Once again.
It alright... *melts*

blackgem 06-13-2007 12:00 AM
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AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
I can imagine all those third world clean rooms pumping out the CPUs, haha, that's gold.


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