Thank you, sir. That's kind of you to say. I enjoy doing what I can, although it isn't much at times. ;)

Boofo: It was a good gesture. Upgrade instructions are good.

Installed! Thanks! Works like a charm.

Great Hack and Upgrade! Thanks Floren!

I have my own dedicated server. Can someone please tell me how to enable this? :)

SafeMode is off, by the way, but I still can't see the average server loads.

If I enter uptime via SSH2 with root I get a result. If I enter it with my website's account via SSH2 I get uptime: command not found, just in case it shouldn't be like this.

I have a question. How can i "cache" an "uncached" template without installing an update?

Turn DEBUG on to find out what template is cached and put it in the templates section at the top of the file for the page it isn't cached on.

The easiest way is to install Teck's update for this great hack and you won't need to enable DEBUG to find out which template isn't cached. The drop down box for the Uncached templates (in the update) will show you the template that isn't cached. ;)

Didn't quite get that. I should turn on debug mode, and then edit it, but save without making any changes?

You need to know what templates are performing an extra query for their uncached name. You can do this with the latest version of this hack, it will take you 30 seconds to upgrade it.
Once you know the name of the uncached templates, simply add it to $globaltemplates array, present at the top of each .php file in vBulletin.

So if in your index.php file, you have 2 unchached templates, look at the top of index.php file and find:
and add the end the template name you missed to add.

Cheers.

PS. Upgrade, is really easy the change. ;)