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Protoman
10-05-2005, 10:00 PM
I thought the database error screen was ugly so I decided to make something more visually appealing (not much!) than the original screen.

Step 1)
Upload the 2 gif's to your includes directory (you can move them wherever you want if you edit the code)

Step 2)
Update the below template so the images are their full URL paths
(ie.. http://site.com/forum/images/blah.gif)


Step 3)
replace the contents of includes/database_error_page.html with:
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<title>$vboptions Database Error</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1" />
<style type="text/css">
<!--
blockquote { margin-top: 75px; }
p { font: 11px tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; }
-->
</style>
</head>
<body>
<table align="center" width="70%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#E7E7f7">
<tr bgcolor="#395D94">
<td colspan="5"><div align="center"><strong><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#FFFFFF">$vboptions[bbtitle] Error</font></strong></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="10" rowspan="3">&nbsp;</td>
<td width="100" bgcolor="#F7F7FF"><div align="center"><img src="[b]includes/signOops.gif" width="48" height="49" alt="Oops!" /></div></td>
<td colspan="2" bgcolor="#F7F7FF">

<blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p><strong>There seems to have been a problem with the $vboptions database.</strong><br />
Please try again by clicking the <a href="#" onclick="window.location = window.location;">Refresh</a> button in your web browser.</p>
<p>An E-Mail has been dispatched to our <a href="mailto:$technicalemail">Technical Staff</a>, whom you can also contact if the problem persists.</p>
<p>We apologise for any inconvenience.</p>

$message

</blockquote>
</blockquote>

</td>
<td width="10" rowspan="3">&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3" bgcolor="#F7F7FF"> <div align="right"><img src="[b]includes/pointlaugh.gif" width="58" height="23" alt="funny" /></div>
<div align="right"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong>You
broke it!</strong></font></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
</table>

</body>
</html>

There you have it! A better looking error message when things go wrong.
You can customize the images, error message, and colors to your liking.

Dan
10-05-2005, 10:56 PM
nice one :D I'll be using it :D

monstergamer
10-05-2005, 11:07 PM
i like this alot, you broke it!

Allan
10-05-2005, 11:24 PM
lol great job :p ;)

Andreas
10-05-2005, 11:30 PM
IMHO it doesn't make too much sense to use $vboptions[bbtitle] ;)

Protoman
10-05-2005, 11:34 PM
:p I just left that in there because it was in my original file. I just wanted to get people thinking by releasing this. You're free to make up your own or whatever :)

dieselpowered
10-05-2005, 11:45 PM
HAHAHA I think I may use this...thanks!

Boofo
10-05-2005, 11:49 PM
HAHAHA I think I may use this...thanks!

PM me what you come up with. I have an idea it will be a doozy. ;)

jesus likes pie
10-06-2005, 12:35 AM
ahahaha thanks vBCorolla. It is funnyness!

DS MrSinister
10-06-2005, 12:42 AM
lmao nice job. :chinese:

Protoman
10-06-2005, 12:49 AM
zip updated. make sure you use the full image paths on your forum or you will have broken images depending where the error is generated.

Acers
10-06-2005, 01:22 AM
lol me think i will use it also :P grt hack

jugo
10-06-2005, 01:50 AM
AWESOME...Thanks...fits perfectly with my site...lol

COBRAws
10-06-2005, 03:36 AM
you broke it hahaha

thanks! i was planning to update it myself and came across this! =D

Alien
10-06-2005, 05:00 AM
Hey. Thanks for this!

Installed, and unfortunately working. ;) lol...

* Alien walks off to fix something.

buro9
10-06-2005, 08:20 AM
Love it, using it.

However... a question... your screenshot kinda shows that $vboptions aren't getting through to the end page. If the password was wrong or something daft like that, you wouldn't have $vboptions.

It's probably best to advise people to hardcode their forum info and email into that error page and not rely on something that you might not have... in fact probably won't have... it is an error page afterall ;)

Oh, and I remove $message from mine after accidentally leaking my database password to the web!

Cyricx
10-06-2005, 11:57 AM
Hahah this is hilarious :)

Koopa
10-06-2005, 05:06 PM
I'll be using this, thanks :)

MentaL
10-06-2005, 05:14 PM
love it :p

monstergamer
10-06-2005, 05:23 PM
when i think about this, i think this should be HOTM LOL

Neal-UK
10-08-2005, 09:27 AM
very good thankyou

OllieRocks
10-08-2005, 10:30 AM
V. Good! Thanks :)

*Hopes I wont have to ever see this page :p*

dutchbb
10-08-2005, 11:58 AM
http://www.dutchbodybuilding.com/forum/includes/database_error_page.html

It's funny and better looking :)

vibe
10-10-2005, 12:43 AM
lol he did it!

Kirk Y
10-10-2005, 12:46 AM
Ha ha, that's awesome. With this error page, I'll actually want the database to go awry!

Avalon111
10-13-2005, 06:06 AM
great! i love it!!!!

Boofo
10-13-2005, 06:16 AM
Has anyone come up with a good error page they are willing to share? ;)

Kihon Kata
10-14-2005, 02:42 PM
nice one :D I'll be using it :D

MakeupTalk Installed!

bobs409
10-22-2005, 05:36 PM
Very nice, thanks.

Bob

*clicked installed*

seany1
12-06-2005, 07:48 AM
lol thanks looks great

steven s
12-13-2005, 04:24 PM
After recieving +100 error messages I thought about changing that page too.
A quick search came across this thread. Can't wait to install it.
I had no idea where that html page was.
Thanks.

futuredood
06-29-2006, 04:40 PM
installed but how in the world do you test this?

Protoman
06-29-2006, 07:34 PM
turn off mySQL via your console I suppose, that or make a PHP page that causes a mysql error

Rickie3
07-01-2006, 12:09 AM
hahahahaha I love it suits me to a T my members call me sex fingers LOL

PoetJA-1975
09-28-2006, 10:08 PM
installed but how in the world do you test this?

LOL - I was thinking the same thing - How in the HELL can I possibly test this without breaking something :P

At anyrate - hits install!

Thanx for the sharing!

Jacquii.