VB Bots that are intelligent?

[Xride]

Dont know where to post this so I did here.
But where can I get a bot that can post for me on a forum not hosted by me?
One thats not dumb and will only add a comment to threads that I say are relivent?

[Zachery]

Youll be the luckiest man alive to have a very very intenelgent bot, and even luckier to find one that would work cross server.

[Xride]

hmm I figured it wouldnt be very hard, get it to use the search feature, find certain words and or phrases and then post a message.
jsut use rules like if "the pony is small" shows then reply "what pony"
kinda thing, ya know?

I know I have seen searches that are run off server third party, but I dont know where one is to see how it works.