I want a "Turbulance Hack"

[Silverstangs]

I am looking for another hack that will "Fustrate" certain members instead of me banning them or using the Misery hack. Basically I want to set them to "encounter turbulance" mode. Once in that mode and that certain member clicks onto threads, or attempts to make a post, they get randomly sent to another site of my choice. I would also like to adjust the amount of "turbulance" that they encounter.

requirements if possible.
1) Adjustments to the amount of turbulance they encounter.
2) Random intervals in time period they encounter the turbulance.
3) To have a list of atleast 20 random sites that they get randomly sent to.
4) Maybe even make a user group for mass turbulance of certian trouble makers.
5) To allow mods and Amd
I know this sounds like a evil requests, but I am looking for alternatives to banning. BTW I love the misery hack.

Scott

[Zachery]

were two of these really nessary?

i know a peice of JS that will shake their window like crazy, but not 100% sure how to impliment it for just one group :)

[Link14716]

Template conditionals (well, for vB3 anyways. :p) In vB2: an if statement that calls a template.

[Zachery]

Template conditionals (well, for vB3 anyways. :p) In vB2: an if statement that calls a template.
well i knew that, but if you wanted it on every page?

somthing in global.php?

[Link14716]

That's what every other banning alternative edits, isn't it? :p

[Zachery]

That's what every other banning alternative edits, isn't it? :p
never payed attention to my old vB2 hacks i was installing ;D

[Link14716]

Well, 99% of the banning alternatives make at least 1 edit to global.php or phpinclude, so yeah... :)

[Zachery]

:D

* Faranth remembers that for future refrence

[Silverstangs]

were two of these really nessary?

i know a peice of JS that will shake their window like crazy, but not 100% sure how to impliment it for just one group :)


I don't mean to shake their window, but let's say someone clicks onto one of the threads, instead of opening up the thread, they end up getting sent to some other web site. Basically they get redirected to other locations randomly.

what do you mean two of these? is there a hack that does what I want already?

[Silverstangs]

Ah I just discovered what you meant by Two of these...

I don't know how I did a double thread so if someone can delete the other thread I would appreaciate it. thanks

Scott