NTLDR finally reveals himself to the world

[Chris M]

This may alarm some of you, but please, you must see this:

Lee is 21, likes Man U, Britney Spears and playing outside - Here he is at his computer: http://213.239.42.205/graphics/pics/chat_room.jpg

:p:p:p

Satan

[assassingod]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldnt talk to NTDRL anymore;)

[Velocd]

I'm going to kill you for posting that link. ;)

[colicab-d]

OMG thats hideous! lol i hope hes on a diet lol, thats desk looks like it could get lost in one of those folds of skin any moment

[assassingod]

Yes lol. NTLDR(Lee) said it was one of his 'good' pictures.

:eek:

[Disturbed]

jeesus christ.

[bharvey42]

To bad the stole that pic from my webcam and tried to say it was them.. mine doesn't have a URL on it :)

[Chris M]

Thats NTLDR's "educational" link:p

Satan

[wolfe]

lmfao top post d00d

[Chris M]

Hmm...Xenon, Erwin, Filby...None of them have seen it!:p

Satan

[assassingod]

Probably because NTLDR has already given them a private showing;)

[Chris M]

LMAO!:p

Either that, or they don't want to re-live the memories:p

Satan

[Erwin]

/me suffers post-traumatic stress disorder...

"The horror... the humanity..."

[assassingod]

It's ok Erwin, you'll get over it;)

Oh look, guess who i just found, yes that right, filby;);)

http://www.antelope-ebooks.com/HUMOR/HANK5.GIF

[Chris M]

LMAO @ Erwin - I told you steve - That's why he avoided it:p

@Steve - LOL...;)

Satan

[Dean C]

Poor Lee :(

[Erwin]

Today at 10:47 PM Mist said this in Post #16 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396126#post396126)
Poor Lee :(


Okay, that first pic was a joke, right???...

If that is really Lee, then it is highly inappropriate to post something like that...

[assassingod]

Yes it's a joke;)

I dunno if Mist was being gullable or not :confused:

[Chris M]

At least we think it was a joke...

If it really is Lee, then :eek:

Satan

[Dan]

Note to self: Never look at what is 'supposedly' a picture of someone on the net.

/me is frightened for life

[Dean C]

Lol Erwin - i was referrring to Lee being portrayed in this way ;)

It's not really him (well i hope not lol)

- miSt

[assassingod]

This thread is hillarious.....

I wonder what Lee has to say about this;)

[filburt1]

Today at 07:50 AM assassingod said this in Post #14 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396106#post396106)
It's ok Erwin, you'll get over it;)

Oh look, guess who i just found, yes that right, filby;);)

http://www.antelope-ebooks.com/HUMOR/HANK5.GIF

Pretty cool except in real life:
1. I don't wear glasses
2. I'm not a turtle
3. I'm hot

:)

[assassingod]

I dont agree with any of those statments, especially No. 3;)

[Boofo]

Today at 11:44 AM filburt1 said this in Post #23 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396203#post396203)
Pretty cool except in real life:
1. I don't wear glasses
2. I'm not a turtle
3. I'm hot

:)

This is a quiz, right? With only one correct answer I take it. Why isn't the correct answer one of the choices then?

[Hobbes]

Today at 09:50 AM assassingod said this in Post #24 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396204#post396204)
I dont agree with any of those statments, especially No. 3;)



dittoness.....ROFLOL...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


this the funniest thread I have ever seen on here......LOL....

[filburt1]

Today at 12:50 PM assassingod said this in Post #24 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396204#post396204)
I dont agree with any of those statments, especially No. 3;)

Being four years older than you, I feel that I can make the judgement calls :p

edit: For example, chicks were hitting on me before a math final. A math final. I told a joke that everybody within a 10 foot radius laughed their a**es off at, so I said "thanks, I'm here until 5:30" and started to get up to leave the room. :D

[assassingod]

I am actually, the funniest person in my school:p Nearly every lesson I make everyone in my class laugh. And it's for a 3 of reasons:

1. Im so damn funny
2. Im so damn hot
2. Im so damn hot (I'm that hot it had to be mentioned twice)

;) I think nearly every fit girl would agree with me.

Now, silence turtle

[Boofo]

Today at 01:23 PM assassingod said this in Post #28 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396231#post396231)
I am actually, the funniest person in my school:p Nearly every lesson I make everyone in my class laugh. And it's for a 3 of reasons:

1. Im so damn funny
2. Im so damn hot
2. Im so damn hot (I'm that hot it had to be mentioned twice)

;) I think nearly every fit girl would agree with me.

Now, silence turtle

Wasn't that supposed to be:

I think nearly every fat girl would agree with me.

[assassingod]

That's not very nice:(

* assassingod can't think of a good comeback so he runs away

[Rose]

Leave fat girls out of it! ;) *hugs Lee* I know that isn't you and Chris is awful mean to show it liek it is.

[assassingod]

Actually I am awful mean, I told Chris to post it;)

[filburt1]

* filburt1 hugs Rose because she's closer to my age rather than Steven closer to her age :p

[assassingod]

Aww poop......

* assassingod hugs kate

(Chris and Lee will know who I am talkin about;))

[Chris M]

His imaginary friend who is male but has a girl's name;):p

@Rose - ^^ told me to:(

:p

Satan

[Dean C]

* assassingod can't think of a good comeback so he runs away


That is why with age - comes wiseness ;)

- miSt

[Dan]

a+x=w

a = Age
w = Wiseness
x = vBulletin

I figured it out!

[N9ne]

The key to life:

vBulletin.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.


This is yet another commercial announcement from N9ne.

[Hobbes]

Today at 12:31 PM N9ne said this in Post #38 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396264#post396264)
The key to life:

vBulletin.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.


This is yet another commercial announcement from N9ne.



Lol....

* Anguish doesnt believe filburt XD XD XD!!!!

[assassingod]

I would rather believe a piece of turd than filburt:)

[Boofo]

There's a difference? :p

[Hobbes]

Today at 01:17 PM Boofo said this in Post #41 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396277#post396277)
There's a difference? :p


LOL..... :laugh: :laugh::laugh::):):)*ROFL*

we're too cruel >=D

[N9ne]

Yes, there is Boofo! One of them is cooler ;).

[Dan]

Today at 04:17 PM Boofo said this in Post #41 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396277#post396277)
There's a difference? :p


I don't think there is....

[Boofo]

Today at 03:23 PM N9ne said this in Post #43 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396279#post396279)
Yes, there is Boofo! One of them is cooler ;).

I'll bet the cooler one starts with a t, right?

[Hobbes]

Today at 01:25 PM Boofo said this in Post #45 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396282#post396282)
I'll bet the cooler one starts with a t, right?

that it does. :) ;) lol.

[assassingod]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! This is so funny.

[Chris M]

@Boofo -

I thought it started with a y;):p

Satan

[filburt1]

Today at 04:15 PM assassingod said this in Post #40 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396276#post396276)
I would rather believe a piece of turd than filburt:)

* filburt1 casually drifts mouse over Yes button in the prompt "Are you sure you want to ban assassingon?"

[assassingod]

Thank god my nickname is assassingod, not assassingon

:D;)

[Boofo]

Today at 05:02 PM hellsatan said this in Post #48 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396364#post396364)
@Boofo -

I thought it started with a y;):p

Satan

With a y?

assassingod, don't worry about filburt. If that is the same mouse that is giving him trouble, it probably wouldn't work on clicking on banning you, anyway. ;)

[N9ne]

He wore the mouse out by clicking at eBay 24/7 :p

[assassingod]

No-one can ban me anyway, im too damn handsome to get banned:)

and I think the y is for Yankee:confused: Chris might of forgotten to take his pills (again)

[Dan]

No i stole Chris's pills!(again)

Muwahahahahahahaha

/me takes chris's pills with a nice cold glass of Pepsi!

[N9ne]

See, Oricon takes the pills with Pepsi so thats why he's the way he is :p

[assassingod]

Maybe he was born like that......;)

[colicab-d]

what in a coma or recovering from a stomach pumping?

[N9ne]

He was never born, his location is the Matrix o_O nothing is what it seems!

[Hobbes]

Today at 03:38 PM Boofo said this in Post #51 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396380#post396380)


assassingod, don't worry about filburt. If that is the same mouse that is giving him trouble, it probably wouldn't work on clicking on banning you, anyway. ;)



LOL...:D

[assassingod]

Yesterday at 11:38 PM Boofo said this in Post #51 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396380#post396380)
assassingod, don't worry about filburt. If that is the same mouse that is giving him trouble, it probably wouldn't work on clicking on banning you, anyway. ;)

True, it's probably in pieces after been thrown at hellsatan;)

:D

[Boofo]

If I was you, Steve, I would suck up to filburt and throw him off-guard when he gets that new mouse. At least until he messes the new one up like he did the last one. ;)

[assassingod]

Today at 10:21 AM Boofo said this in Post #61 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396576#post396576)
If I was you, Steve, I would suck up to filburt and throw him off-guard when he gets that new mouse. At least until he messes the new one up like he did the last one. ;)

Lol, Yeah;)

I doubt he would ban me though :p

[Boofo]

You never know about a guy who will change his title from "Evil Shelled Dictator" to ""Hello, Mr. Moderator" and change his avatar to something almost unrecognizable. Is it a ruse? I think not! I wouldn't want to get on his bad side. Good thing he can't read, or I would be in trouble myself. ;)

[assassingod]

Lol!!!!!!

* assassingod see's filburts cursor move over the the Ban Boofo button

And I think his avatar is pretty cool;)

[Chris M]

There are ban buttons now?:p

* Chris M refuses to believe:p

Satan

[Boofo]

I'm not worried. If he can't read, he sure as heck won't know which button is the "Ban" button. He might end up banning himself. ;)

[Tony G]

Who knows if they are smart creatures or not. O_O :p

[assassingod]

@Boofo;
LOL!!!! Yeah, or accidently make me admin, *cough*

Lol @ tony;)

[Boofo]

Today at 06:57 AM Lord Dexter said this in Post #67 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396633#post396633)
Who knows if they are smart creatures or not. O_O :p

I was going to say "take a look at who they made mods here and that should answer your question", but I decided not to say it so they don't come after me.

Oops!

[Dean C]

* Mist slaps Boofo ;) ^^ (j/k hehe)

- miSt

[Boofo]

hehe What are the chances the one mod I was referring to actually reads this thread?

* Boofo says that is for the slap. Ouch! ;)

[Dean C]

Yea i know - shame filbie hasnt' read that post yet ;)

The odds are slim :p hehe

- miSt

[Boofo]

You only wish it was filburt I was referring to. ;)

[filburt1]

I can still get to the ban button by using the keyboard :p

[assassingod]

If you're anything like me you have probably spilt coke on it;)

* assassingod hopes filburt does spill coke on his keyboard

[Chris M]

It's alright...

Everyone is safe...

filburt forgot to tell everyone that not only is he dyslexic, but in actual fact I have inside knowledge about his computer;)

Sometimes he forgets to plug in the keyboard, and wonders why when he types nothing happens...

Also, I have heard that he gets both the keyboard and mouse confused...I heard a rumour that he threw away a perfectly good keyboard muttering "sodding mouse with all those damned buttons.......bloody useless.....the size of it you'd think it could move the pointer...":p

Satan

[Boofo]

Today at 10:45 AM filburt1 said this in Post #74 (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?postid=396713#post396713)
I can still get to the ban button by using the keyboard :p

Does the button have a picture of a ban on it? If it does, then Mist made me say all of that. Bad Mist! ;)

[Chris M]

@Boofo - Nope...

It has ESC on it - He's looking at the wrong thing again;):p

Satan

[Boofo]

The I said it all! Mist had nothing to do with it. It was me. Me, I tell you!

[Chris M]

Yeh it was Boofo - Including my, I mean his stuff;)

Satan

[N9ne]

Rumour has it that I'm going to take over vb.org and ban all the spammers :p

So my question, if I am to ban all spammers, who will be banned? :p

Say me and you get poked in the eye :p

[Dan]

N9ne, Bofoo, hellsatan, FILBURT1,assassingod, me and everyone else that posted in this thread

[N9ne]

* N9ne pokes Oricon in the eye :p

I agree with the rest though :p

[Boofo]

Keep it up guys and I will pull my pants up and go home. :devious:

[assassingod]

@Boofo;
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I am not a spammer, i'm just a useless poster...

[N9ne]

Boofo, did your pants go down when you saw pie's picture thread? :p

[Boofo]

I guess I should have said "put my pants on and go home". Sorry about the wording. ;)

[N9ne]

And why would your pants be off in the first place? :rolleyes:

[Boofo]

When you get old, you start to forget the little things like pants and stuff like that.

/me tries to remember what we were talking about.

[Gary King]

NTLDR still hasn't replied to this thread yet (unless I missed it) :p

[assassingod]

He's is probably busy in chatrooms pretending he is a 16 year old boy who like going out and walk longs on the beach

[Chris M]

No no no...

He hasn't got time to see this thread with his busy schedule;):p

Satan