Evilness requested lol

[Sweet Cheeks]

I would like to to know of a way to display something other than the showthread view to a particular user based on User ID. I want them to see the main forum display but when they view a thread, it will do something else (example: call a template, etc).

What I need to know is where would I insert an if/then or case statement to make this happen? Once I know where to put it, I can maybe figure out what I want to do lol


Or

if anyone knows of an evil hack where I can base it on User ID to where it freezes their browser up, or something to that effect, please let me know :D :smoke:

Thank you :p

[Boofo]

How about having it show them a 404 page error no matter where they click on the site? ;)

[amykhar]

You can put the code in the showthread.php

If you look for where it calls the eval for the showthread template, you put an if statement before it that says if $bbuserid=x then show this template, else, show the showthread template.

Of course, you have to create the new demonic template as well.

Amy

[Sweet Cheeks]

Thanks for the tips, Amy I will try that, thank you :D

Boofoo, I will see what I can do, I dont want it too obvious, hopefully I can figure out how to make the server time out on them or something so they get frusterated and leave :p

[Zzed]

Julie, you asked for evil, I will present you with evil. :D

I have made 2 unpublished hacks in my forums. I call one misery, and other one is calledstarvation.

This is a quote in how I explained misery to my moderators. ;)

More info to keep:

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

after doing all the math in actuality they have only a 5% chance of seeing the page they clicked on. What kills them is the time they have to wait before anything happens.


And with the starvation, this is what the users get:
- A 10X flood check time
- No more than 20 characters per post.
- No displayable signature or avatar
- A board view with no colors
- A board view where every graphic is a red X
- No access to the search engine

So if any of these inerests you let me know and I will publish them. ;)

I have a couple other ones, but these are the ones that drive people insane. :D

[Sweet Cheeks]

https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/ https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/ Zzed They sound awesome, (((((please))))) atleast publish Misery, its exactly what I am looking for lmao!! https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/ Starvation sounds awesome, I dont know which one I like better, they both are too funny :p

[JulianD]

Originally posted by Zzed
Julie, you asked for evil, I will present you with evil. :D

I have made 2 unpublished hacks in my forums. I call one misery, and other one is calledstarvation.

This is a quote in how I explained misery to my moderators. ;)


And with the starvation, this is what the users get:
- A 10X flood check time
- No more than 20 characters per post.
- No displayable signature or avatar
- A board view with no colors
- A board view where every graphic is a red X
- No access to the search engine

So if any of these inerests you let me know and I will publish them. ;)

I have a couple other ones, but these are the ones that drive people insane. :D

hehe very nice....

[Erwin]

LOL!!!

Like the different levels of hell...

[sabret00the]

i gotta agree, both hacks sound awesome

[Dean C]

Lmfa Zzed - that is sadistic but so useful

/me wants

- miSt

[Sweet Cheeks]

he he :D

[amykhar]

April 1 is coming up. :D

[Zzed]

Originally posted by Mist
Lmfa Zzed - that is sadistic but so useful

* Mist wants

- miSt

LOL @ mist. :D

I tracked a user one day who had been struck with the misery hack. It took the poor guy 2 hours to post a single reply to a thread. :D

And here is a quote from a guy who was struck with starvation. :D

I got the red X's hack, that mother was wicked, I would have rather been banned. Everything was red x's, I could only post messages w/ less than 20 charcters and I could only make one post every 600 seconds. Sheer evil.


I will release both hacks in the next couple of days. ;)

[Sweet Cheeks]

Woohooo! :banana: thanks Zzed

[Koutaru]

;) looking forward to it Zzed! nice hack!

[JakeC]

<a href="https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43325" target="_blank">This hack</a> is a great one for what you want and it's incredibly useful for many other things as well. I love it.

Have fun!

Jake

[Sweet Cheeks]

Could you reply to this thread or PM me when you release it, please, please, please, thank you http://www.belliesandbabies.com/boards/images/smilies/hail.gif

[Sweet Cheeks]

Originally posted by JakeC
This hack (https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43325) is a great one for what you want and it's incredibly useful for many other things as well. I love it.

Have fun!

Jake

Ooh I could have fun with this one too hee hee :D

[Zzed]

Here is the link to the miserable hack: https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49810

[JulianD]

Thanks Zzed! :D

[Sweet Cheeks]

Oh thank you! Thank you! :banana: