Coffee machine in your Admin CP [Archive]

grog6

01-03-2003, 10:00 PM

So, this is surely the most stupid hack I've ever done (and which should exist)

This hack allows you to buy virtual coffees via your Admin CP !! lool :nervous:

It has no interest but I found it "fun" and it started with a joke between an other administrator and me :mad:

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:19 PM

1st screen of the coffee machine in your Admin CP :laugh:

N9ne

01-04-2003, 01:20 PM

If this is an English version and not French, acheter (to buy) should be 'buy'

Very stupid hack, I like it!

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:20 PM

One you've chosen your coffee

Here is the screen you can see :cheeky:

John

01-04-2003, 01:21 PM

No pictures? I like to see what I'm buying...

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:21 PM

Coffee is flowing lool

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:22 PM

And the final result :rambo:

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:23 PM

Here is the result when you have not enough money to buy an other one !!

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by N9ne
If this is an English version and not French, acheter (to buy) should be 'buy'

Very stupid hack, I like it!

Hum, I've forgotten to translate it, I'll do it now*

Excuse me ;)

Originally posted by N9ne
No pictures? I like to see what I'm buying...

Lol, you just had to wait 2 small minutes !!! ;)

flup

01-04-2003, 01:31 PM

LoooooooooooooL funny hack

Chris M

01-04-2003, 01:31 PM

Lol:D

Funny;)

Satan

N9ne

01-04-2003, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by john.eovie
No pictures? I like to see what I'm buying...

All screenshots were in the ZIP file, and grog has posted them now too.

colicab-d

01-04-2003, 01:35 PM

lmao

is there an option to add biscotti?

grog6

01-04-2003, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by colicab-d
lmao

is there an option to add biscotti?

you can only buy coffee for the moment, but I think I'll do a RLZ to add more drinks and improve the system when you have no money ;) :bandit:

At the begining, it was just requested for the fun, but I Find it so stupid but funny that I think I'll improve ths hack !! lol :D

Xenon

01-04-2003, 03:27 PM

i think the lounge is a better place for it, we won't fill the hack-db with useless hacks :)

anyways, very funny true :)

N9ne

01-04-2003, 03:35 PM

How about a new cat in the DB, "stupid and fun hacks" :D

Neo

01-04-2003, 03:53 PM

Interesting idea.

Dean C

01-04-2003, 05:59 PM

Hehe this is a bit OTT :P

- miSt

Dazia

01-04-2003, 11:00 PM

Bande d'enfoiré vilain fait chier laisser le super hack de mon gronigou a sa place

grog6

01-04-2003, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by N9ne
How about a new cat in the DB, "stupid and fun hacks" :D

:glasses: It could be a nice idea :)

Lol, I've a lot of other stupid and funny idea !! lol ;)

@Dazia : lol

Dazia

01-04-2003, 11:06 PM

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i LOVE YOU les hack us voilà na

Link14716

01-05-2003, 01:08 AM

It wouldn't be a pointless hack if you store integrated it and added an image to the postbit. Because then you can buy a COFFEE TROPHIE! :D

N9ne

01-05-2003, 08:57 AM

Personally I think this should've stayed in the hacks forum as it is a hack, just because it's stupid, it doesn't mean people won't use it. It's a bit of fun! With all serious hacks, your adminCP will hate you and I will still hate it because it uses frames, but if it had coffee, maybe it could perk me up with caffeine every once in a while and I'd be happy. And I'd be the most perky admin because I would do the hack and I'd edit it so I have the most money..............................

:D

Kars10

01-05-2003, 09:32 AM

Maybe someone could code a Hack for AdminCp-Pie??

* Kars10 thinks that would rock! ;)

grog6

01-05-2003, 10:17 AM

@ Link14716 : I didn't want this hack having an interest ! Can you expand your idea with the store and the postbit ?

@ N9ne : I agree with you ! I think this hack should have statyed in the Forum Hack :sleep:

@ Kars 10 : Lol, if I make a RLZ of this hack ... I'll include others drinks ... why not Pie ?! lol ;)

Link14716

01-05-2003, 12:56 PM

Everytime you buy coffee, it could add either a "1" or the type of coffee you bought into a field in the user table. Then, next to your posts, it'd add a little image (probably next to your screen name). If you had it insert the type of coffee into the user table, then it could be the tooltip of the image.

Also, it could be changed (as a mini-addon) to use store money. Of course, the price would need to be changed to $3 and $4 respectively.

After all that, it still really doesn't have a purpose, except for draining your store money (that you can give back to yourself in the admin CP :D) on buying a little coffee image to show up next to your screen name. And I don't think it's be that hard to do that either. Maybe a few edits in cafe.php and maybe 1 or 2 edits in functions.php. :)

blackice912

01-05-2003, 07:34 PM

heh, funny coffee hack turns into a major hack idea :)

This is cool though! :D

N9ne

01-05-2003, 09:47 PM

Don't change it to use the store hack, make an addon for it to use the store hack! :( I don't use the store hack ;)

alkatraz

01-05-2003, 11:41 PM

That's hillarious!

underburn

01-27-2003, 10:51 PM

This Gets My Vote for hack of the month :-p

Erwin

01-27-2003, 11:20 PM

I believe that this should be in the hacks forum, as it is after all a hack. Believe me, I have seen worse hacks in the hacks forum. ;) Plus a hack is a hack - even if it's pointless but fun - some people may still want to install it! :)

I will move this to the Hacks Forum now... remember to add this to the hack db.

grog6

01-28-2003, 01:30 PM

Thx for having moving it in the Hack Section :)

Xenon

01-28-2003, 04:00 PM

tststs, want to test whos the stronger mod erwin? ^^ ;)

N9ne

01-28-2003, 04:09 PM

Oh the almighty Xenon Vs Erwin

DING DING DING!!

Erwin: You wanna take this to the lounge?

Xenon: YEAH!

*they take the fight to the lounge*

N9ne grabs his popcorn and gets ready to watch the fight.

zajako

01-29-2003, 08:09 PM

What no mountain dew options ^^:P

Link14716

01-29-2003, 11:10 PM

Yea, Mountain Dew is the ultimate caffinated drink.

Too bad it takes more than 64 oz. of it to actually caffinate me. ;)

Erwin

01-30-2003, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by N9ne
Oh the almighty Xenon Vs Erwin

DING DING DING!!

Erwin: You wanna take this to the lounge?

Xenon: YEAH!

*they take the fight to the lounge*

N9ne grabs his popcorn and gets ready to watch the fight.

* Erwin throws the first punch aiming at Xenon's head... and misses!!! Xenon retaliates with a roundhouse kick to Erwin's head... and also misses!!! Erwin prepares to launch into his special move... ;)

Xenon

01-30-2003, 12:15 PM

* Xenon avoided Erwins special move and starts a Ha-Do-Ken move towards Erwin but missed him again. Unfortunately N9ne one of the fightwatchers got hit :D

Link14716

01-30-2003, 11:34 PM

Wow, a Coffee Machine hack turning into a Mod RP fight....

* Link14716 grabs some popcorn and puts this hack back onto my to-install list once my vB is resotred...

:)

Blitz King

02-06-2003, 06:19 PM

*Dies* We need pretzels and muffins in this thing too XD

This hack ROCKS ^_^

corn

03-04-2003, 12:16 PM

OMG !! :)
Great hack.

https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/external/2003/03/3.gif

irn-bru

03-11-2003, 06:05 PM

hey man this hack is so errr..different how about a pool table
and a option for a milller or smirnof ice for our lady admins :)

grog6

03-11-2003, 07:55 PM

Hummm, I hesitate to make a new version ... with more options, more drinks ... :-/

Do you really think it could be fun (and perhaps a usefull :D) and a good idea ?

Xenon

03-11-2003, 07:59 PM

hmm i won't think it's usefull, but it could be fun, so we'll see what you add to it ;)

irn-bru

03-11-2003, 09:07 PM

yeah more beers and boobs..lol :cheeky:

Alien

04-03-2003, 07:20 PM

I think this hack has alot of potential if we add lots of drinks and food, doesn't only have to be admin related either.. :)

Something like a "Bar Hack" or a "Bed & Breakfast" or "Cafe" hack.. Dunno, I've probably had way too much root beer. ;)