Hack urgently required before tomorrow morning

[amykhar]

I am hoping somebody can help me with this one. Firefly, you're a coding genius, maybe you?

I need a hack that will
1) cook my Thanksgiving turkey to perfection
2) back 2 pumpkin, one apple, and one pecan pie
3) peel 10 pounds of potatoes
4) clean up after dinner and put away the leftovers.

Can anyone code this up for me and test it before tomorrow morning?

Thank you,
Amy

[mister]

I wrote something like that, but its very buggy...

the turkey burnt, the pies were awful, the potatoes were rotten and when the script was all finished, it left my system feeling full & bloated.

[amykhar]

Mister, maybe you just need to work on debugging it?

I think the bloated system is an intended effect of the hack though. I would also expect the system to be a bit sluggish and slow for a while after the hack is run.

Amy

[Steve Machol]

I heard of a hack for UBB that does this. Unfortunately it blows up the turkey and turns the pies into quivering masses of ectoplasm.

Oh wait, that's not a hack, that's just UBB 6.x! :D

[Admin]

ROFL :D

[Virix]

Oh wait, that's not a hack, that's just UBB 6.x

Yeah, the only differnce between UBB 6.x and 6.1.x, it doesn't take "as much" of a server load to blow up everything :D :D