Where can I get the full version of vBulletin?

I NEED vBulletin, maybe someone can make me my own forum?? Well, maybe I can register a yahoo geocities account, and someone can upload MySQL, PHP3 and vB?? Who knows??

<a href="http://www.digibuy.com/cgi-bin/order.html?vbulletin" target="_blank">http://www.digibuy.com/cgi-bin/order.html?vbulletin</a>

This guy is a troll. He has registered on my forums and started posting all kinds of crap.

YHBT. HAND.

(I love saying that)