addon to make certain groups load slower?

[cavern]

I know the modification 'Miserable Users' does something similar, but I'd like to see a mod that you can specify options.

I'm looking to have non-subscription users have a 1-2 second (or more) load time difference compared to subscription users.

Any idea how to go about this?

[Triky]

Just use the 'Miserable Users' code with this condition:

<if condition="is_member_of($vbulletin->userinfo, 1, 2, 3)"></if>