I can't seem to keep these kids away from my forum!

[UltimateOreo!]

NOTE- Concept only works for IP ban/Permanent bans.
Lol, long name, but useful hack. If a user knows for a fact that they are banned, they will just go through a proxy. Although, if the site has been *Hacked* they won't have any objections, and they will just have to live with it. Basically what this hack does is it replaces the vbulletin default message of "Sorry, the administrator has banned your IP adress" with a redirection to an image that says your website has been hacked. I know, im genius, no need to say it. This is hardly 100% foolproof, but you get the concept.

Please click install if you use this!
Support will only be given in this thread to users who clicked install!
Demo-

Go to www.ipchicken.com
Through the proxy, go to www.vbulletintests.110mb.com

Update! There is now a larger selection of pages to choose from, enjoy!

[rjmjr69]

LMAO good Idea I like it. One thing if I personally were presented with that message I would just LAUGH my ass off and come back later and try again. Thats just me though... I love this idea

[JuGgOlOw22]

thanx

[Shazz]

Nice thought,
I like to send my banned users to some porn site >.>

[Yours Truly]

Nice thought,
I like to send my banned users to some porn site >.>
Gay porn?

[Shazz]

Gay porn?

:eek:
That would be the ****
I don't torture that bad ;)

[Yours Truly]

:eek:
That would be the ****
I don't torture that bad ;)
Lol good lad ;D

[UltimateOreo!]

Oh jesus, I do, but don't want to do that. That would be morally wrong. Anyway, if you do deciede to do that, no need to upload the image, and change /hacked.png to the website you want it redirected to.

[rjmjr69]

Thats a good idea thats more along my nature of doing it.... Will install in that case..thanks

[UltimateOreo!]

Lol, yeah, just keep em away for good :D

[|Jordan|]

Problem with that is, your giving people the idea of hacking your site. Your better off with a message with something like "The website is closed for maintenance and upgrades". That way if the people contact you, just pretend the maintenance isint over yet.

[UltimateOreo!]

Well, thats the beautiful part about it. If they think its hacked, why would they even bother messaging you? I usually don't go back to a site if I think its hacked, just a waste of time! And I'm pretty sure maintenace and upgrades don't go on for 30 years :D. They will know somethings up by the first week or two.

[shokmuzik.com]

Nice idea. I would prefer to make it to a 'Domain parked' or 'Account suspended' page instead of 'Site hacked' hehe.

[UltimateOreo!]

Im actually going to consider the Account suspended page one, and a godaddy parked page. Good idea. More releases of this hack coming up!

[Luky]

May i say this is an awesome idea by the way! I could dunk you mr oreo!

Do you think a FBI or something similar website poping up and saying their IP will scare them? I dont, but maby it will get the novice?

[UltimateOreo!]

Oh god thats a good one. Ill do one stating their IP and that the board is under federal investigation, and they will be questioned the next time they come. That will be sure to scare off some potential n00bs.

[Luky]

Or you can do one of them vbulletin errors, probly The board is offline as we have ran into some legal trouble, we have moved location and those who i trust will receive and email shortly.

[Luky]

Or maby even a SQL error! :)

[aceofspades]

Oh yeah great idea shazz, "you've really pissed me off, have some porn."

:p

[Luky]

Oh yeah great idea shazz, "you've really pissed me off, have some porn."

:p
Lets all go annoy shazz! :D

But anways, i think Shazz reffers to porn that people would no really like.. heard of the term "scatter" ?

[UltimateOreo!]

Well, those sites listed above, I don't think you would wan't to see them. Not the kind of pr0n most people like :D. Im doing the SQL error in a minute, but I'll make it say somewhere in there 'You suck' in a different version. Well see if anyone figures it out. Also, Luky, are you using this?

[Shazz]

Oh yeah great idea shazz, "you've really pissed me off, have some porn."

:p
* Shazz trys to keep it on subject
I can't seem to keep these kids away from my forum!
Porn is a BAD THING!
There for it would relate back to the subject title of the thread :erm:

[UltimateOreo!]

I think aceofspades meant it was a good thing for some people... :D. Anyway, I'm not personally going to make it redirect to porn, but you go ahead. Who am I to stop you?

[Luky]

Your the UltimateOreo!

Anywho, im all out of ideas.. Oreo doesnt need to make them for you but, anyone can do it themself! I dont even use this mod :P

[UltimateOreo!]

Yeah, but im going to do an SQL error, now only to force one to show up..... hmmmmm.

[AzzidReign]

You ARE a genius! This is awesome! I love the title...b/c that's how I feel sometimes lol.

[UltimateOreo!]

Hehe, glad to see something of mine is being used on se7en :D

[MadKad]

like this idea well done :), you could have this

*Due to lack of funds the websites is now closed*

[apiasto]

great idea lol, 1 question though will it work on ban ip as well or just ban user, gonna install it now n have some fun

[Alfa1]

How about adding a complete IP whois of the banned member to the FBI warning? Yes, I know this is only possible in a page, not in a image. But still. Makes it much more credible and scary.

[UltimateOreo!]

I can probably make it into a page, just Dont really want to right at the second, but I'll try. Also, I'm going to re-do the GoDaddy one so that It is actually source code, so that the links work.

[AzzidReign]

How about adding a complete IP whois of the banned member to the FBI warning? Yes, I know this is only possible in a page, not in a image. But still. Makes it much more credible and scary.
That sounds like an awesome idea! It will scare the bejesus out of some of the little kids on my site lol. UO would know :P

[Luky]

The only info your gona get from a whois is their ip and hostname, which distinguishes their ISP. Nothing else i belive... Wouldnt scare me! :D Heck, why dont i just tell you my IP: 124.168.103.173

[UltimateOreo!]

I know, I know, but the first time I saw my IP shown to me on my site, I was actually kind of scared.... but then again I was 8. It's just funny how some people believe they can be hacked just with their ip. Anyway, I'll make it later. And yes, there are more than a couple gullible kids on se7en.... Gotta agree with you there.

[Luky]

Showing ip dont scare but, plus they might use proxy! :P

[UltimateOreo!]

Hehe, trust me, if you are 8 and think the FBI are after you, you would be scared :D Besides, anyone dumb enough to believe that the FBI is after them for going to a site wouldnt know how to use a proxy :D

[lefthome]

rather funny

[tutusinghsohi]

well this is an excellent idea :D

[rjmjr69]

Having the links on the Godaddy page would be a great addition I agree adding more credi...
How about having a page with admin assigned links? You could easily turn this into a torture feature too. That would be nice. How about torturing the banned people while your at it?
Put a link to close the page or goto see more info and have a multi popup window enough to drive someone insane? Just an idea....

Sorry for the ramble I love this mod good work.

[Luky]

Having the links on the Godaddy page would be a great addition I agree adding more credi...
How about having a page with admin assigned links? You could easily turn this into a torture feature too. That would be nice. How about torturing the banned people while your at it?
Put a link to close the page or goto see more info and have a multi popup window enough to drive someone insane? Just an idea....

Sorry for the ramble I love this mod good work.
There is a hack, i belive by Paul M called Miserable Users, it has everything an evil and twisted mind like your would like :)

[UaeStar]

loooooooool nice man

[AzzidReign]

There is a hack, i belive by Paul M called Miserable Users, it has everything an evil and twisted mind like your would like :)
Yes, I love that hack :D

[UltimateOreo!]

LOL OMGZORS DONT SPAMZORX MA THR3AD!!!111!! Naah, but this is when you want to trick them, not make them suffer :D

[Mupetz]

ROFL, you people are nuts !

[UltimateOreo!]

Lol, I would think the same thing if I was randomally looking through the thread :D

So, for everyone who has it installed, is it working at all?

[rossco_2005]

lol, the FBI one is perfect for my forum since it's a filesharing/p2p forum. :P
Will keep this incase I ever need it. :)

[Philipaclayton]

would install but currently using miserable users hack

good job anyway!

[UltimateOreo!]

Damn! I would get so many more installs if I released this before Paul M came!

[almightyone]

i like this as well but as well use miserable user hack you could direct them to tubgirl or goatse :D

[UltimateOreo!]

Oh god those sites are sick. You can do this with this hack too, just redo the rewrite to one of them.

[rinkrat]

I'm using it with miserable users to send them as a default landing page.

[YLP1]

Here is a good one: yourstupid.com. LOL

[UltimateOreo!]

LMAO might be a little obvious, but I would be pi**** if I were redirected to that page :D

[AuroraStorm]

For some reason, I never opened this thread but I'm so damn glad I did...I'm going to use this for some of the crusty bugs that keep trying to get into my site...

This hack is ridiculous! I love it! How cleaver...

[ChU v2]

Amazing idea haha... If you really want them to never come back, have it redirect to meatspin.com hahahaha

[Eddiereyes90]

Guys this is my first hack how do i install this

[69lakalle]

It will be better if the FBI image loads their ip and location ands saying they are tracking them
who can make the image ? or knows how to do it ?

[Neo_Angelo]

why not have an internet error say an error like the good ole' 404

ERROR 404

This Page Cannot Be Displayed Or Doesn't Exist, Try Typing In The Address Again, Click Refresh To Load The Page Again.

or make up your own Error like for instance

ERROR E294R8T56

The page you are trying to veiw is unavailable due to monkeys pissing on the network cables, to try again click the X button in the top right hand corner of this browser window.

thank you for supporting green peace.

[TheInsaneManiac]

I REALLY love this concept, but what if I want to make it visible for only just ONE member/usergroup. Like I put perm banned members in a usergroup and they see that message.

Also I really love the FBI image, where did you get it? Do you actually have the HTML source code for it? I have the suspended source code:

<html>

<head>
<style>

a:link { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }
a:visited { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }
a:active { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }
a:hover { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: underline; }

font { font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; color: #000000; text-decoration: none; }

td{ font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 10px; text-decoration: none; }
table{ font-family: arial, verdana; font-sizw: 11px; text-decoration: none; }
body { background-color: #F0F0F0; scrollbar-face-color: #6E788C; scrollbar-shadow-color: #696969; scrollbar-highlight-color: #cfcfcf; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #cccccc; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #808080; scrollbar-track-color: #9B9FA7; scrollbar-arrow-color: #000000 }

.title { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: normal; }
.distributers { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 11pt; font-weight: normal; }
.info { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 8pt; font-weight: normal; }
.design { font-family: arial, verdana; font-size: 8pt; font-weight: normal; }

.menu { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 8pt; font-weight: normal; }
.cellheader { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 20pt; font-weight: normal; color: #F1F1F1; }
.scellheader { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 15pt; font-weight: normal; color: #F1F1F1; }
.bigcellheader { border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 30pt; font-weight: normal; color: #F1F1F1; link: #F1F1F1; vlink: #F1F1F1; }

.tblheader { background-color: #AAAAAA; border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 14pt; font-weight: normal; }
.tdshade1 { background-color: #DDDDDD; border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; }
.tdshade2 { background-color: #EEEEEE; border-top: 1px #374646 solid; border-left: 1px #374646 solid; border-right: 1px #374646 solid; border-bottom: 1px #374646 solid; font-family: verdana, arial; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; }


</style>

</head>

<body bgcolor="#ffffff">

<table bgcolor=#ffffff link=#0000ee vlink=#0000ee text=#000000 border=0 align="center" width="100%">

<tr class=cellheader>
<td bgcolor=#788298><center><b>This Account Has Been Suspended</b></center></td>
</tr>
</table>
Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible.
</html>



It will be better if the FBI image loads their ip and location ands saying they are tracking them
who can make the image ? or knows how to do it ?

Just find a script online that shows a users IP Address then just paste it in the code.

[Phr34q]

Great man, this will indeed come in handy, both as a real way of keeping those people away + a bonus feature tease of friends *LOL*

clicked installed + MOTM

[MissKalunji]

lol that's a good one! i'll definitely use this lol

* clicks install *