Blonde Joke

[Darax The Good]

I found a hilarious blonde joke (http://www.hitchhikernet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3450) on the internet. Definately worth checking out.

[Lea Verou]

Then paste it here if it's so darn hilarious :p

[Adrian Schneider]

HA HA, very funny ^^

:(

[Gio~Logist]

I sat here for about 5 minutes. I new what it was from the get go, yet i kept on. Only to read a post that said "if you find out the joke, then you are really blonde". It turns out.... my natural hair color is indeed blonde :( Whoever arranged for this "circle of links" to be on so many different sites has absolutely no life.

However, i must say, i find that extremely funny.

*gio~logist is embarrassed to be a blonde at the moment*

Giovanni Martinez

[Lea Verou]

I first saw it yesterday in another site and I was too expecting to find something at the end. Disappointing...

[steven s]

I first saw it yesterday in another site and I was too expecting to find something at the end. Disappointing...
A complete waste. Someone posted it on my board too.

[Jaynesh]

That wasnt very nice 8-)

[Zachariah]

Boring, my turn :D


A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he said.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son come up and says

"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten SOB, ?says the husband, "my wife' having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.... After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"... The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.... In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things .....

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[BamaStangGuy]

lol nice jokes

[nitro]

I didnt quite get the last one Zach :D

[peterska2]

lol @ Zach

I fell for the first one too though.

/me must learn to read the comments before clicking any links.

[who is chris c]

i'm still clicking

[Daniel]

Hahaha... very funny.